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Alexandro and Roberto sat on the stoop, eating their Puerto Rican shrimp.
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A double-wide trailer with an indoor toilet.
"Hey Essay, did you see Juan's new place?"
"Yeah, that vato got himself a Puerto Rican Speedboat!"
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When you pinch someone on their arm fat, a very sensitive area.
She Puerto Rican pinched me just because I called her a puta! God this hurts!
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When one buys bulk candy at the nearest walmart, puts said candy in Fundraiser box and marks up the price for own profit. When the box sells out you simply replace the box to keep "Fundraiser" going 365 days a year and keep bills paid.
Hey bendejo the electric bill is a little high this month! It's okay papi I'll go to Walmart and set up a few Puerto Rican Fundraisers to get by.
That GIANT Shit you always have to take after eating mexican food.
lEO: the shore of my butthole has just been hit by The Puerto Rican Hurricane!
When 2 or more vehicles (normally trucks) lineup side by side on a highway and slow down traffic behind them while also making themselves unpassable.
Look at those 2 f******' semi's up there. We're goin' nowhere it's a Puerto Rican Roadblock!
The act of tying a maraca to the tip of your penis and shaking it back and forth
Did you see Jon doing the Puerto Rican Rattlesnake behind the bowling alley?
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