put up

Verb meaning:
1) To hang something up
2) To deal with.
To put up with.

1) I put up the painting I found
2) I had to put up with his childish behavior.

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Put It Up

Put it away. Used south of the Mason-Dixon Line.

Whose cell phone is that? Put it up right now!

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putting on the lipstick

The special occasion when one menstruating beaver eater scissors with a non-menstruating kitty puncher leaving a nice red gloss on her meat curtains.

Desiree: I'm home early!
Brittany: Already?
Desiree: I'm horny as fuck, and flowing heavy! You feel like putting on the lipstick?
Brittany: Oh my god! I love feeling your crimson hot sauce on my rat bologna!
Desiree: I've got the shoehorn in case of hydro-lock!

Put it in the kitchenaid

When things just aren’t going your way and you have no more options left, don’t worry! The Kitchenaid can solve all of your problems!

Your mom grounded you and took your phone?
Put her in the kitchenaid

You dropped your phone in the toilet?
Put it in the kitchenaid

Your boss won’t give you a raise?
Put em in the kitchenaid

Your grades are terrible???
Put them in the kitchenaid

Put a Cap on it

In reference to condoms (contraception or birth control) and young people in or around and definitely below the age of 25 i.e. not yet fully neurologically mature, complete in education or naïve on work experience. - And still paying through the roof for car insurance!

The act of putting a cap on it of course prevents teenage pregnancy or the old 16 year cycle.

Mandem 1: Hey did you hear, chef just had his 4th child and he's only 21!

Mandem 2: Shit son; he should have learned in college to put a cap on it (his penis). Now he's gonna be stuck in that restaurant kitchen most of his life!

Mandem 3: If this carries on; Jesus Christ - the country is fucked!

point put

Used to confirm that one agrees with anothers statement or action. Usually shouted in anger of defeat or spoken non-chalently; never in between.

Passenger: If we take this offramp we will most definatly avoid the exiting soccer tournament traffic.
Driver: Yeah but then we'll miss all the hot moms.
Passenger: Ahh point put Patrick, point put.

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put on blast

to put someones secrets and personal business in the spotlight without them being willing.

In class my damn teaher told my grade to the class. She put all my shit on blast!

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