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Vladimir Putin
Man of diminutive stature with enormous, usually nationalist chip on his shoulder. Vladimir Putins will attempt to combat the shame felt over their height and the disgraceful state of their country/countrymen by staging increasingly bizarre macho photo shoots, usually involving the persecution of a wild animal. The successful Vladimir Putin will usually live among peasants, and skilfully manipulate their base instincts to create an unassailable power base. The Vladimir Putin tends to become increasingly detached from reality in the absence of criticism from his subjugated peasant hordes, and finds himself driven to indulge in increasingly inappropriate behaviour such as singing, dancing, expounding the virtues of “Rep music”, and instructing the wives of world leaders to make cabbage soup. He will normally benefit from a complete absence of the concept of irony among his followers, allowing almost all barriers of bad taste and cringeworthiness to be smashed down without fear of reprisal.
I wouldn’t let your dog anywhere near that little weirdo. He’s a real Vladimir Putin. Before you know it he’ll have ripped his shirt off, sung heartbreak hotel and strangled it.
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Easily the worst person in the entire world that's currently alive. You could argue he's worse than Hitler and he's without a doubt worst than Kim Jong Un and Xi Jinping combined. He ruins his own country and other countries at the same time.
FUCK VLADIMIR PUTIN HE'S A FUCKING PATHETIC RETARDED CUNT
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The russian president, also a bitch who wants Ukraine's land back, and started a war with them for no reason.
"Vladimir putin has started a war against Ukraine and says: if any other countries get involved everybody will see bloodshed like none before"
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Some dumbass who wants to be the new Hitler
Bob: I hate Vladamir Putin!
Jack: Me too
Disappearing for an extended period of time.
Person 1: Where's Bob? I haven't seen or heard from him for a couple of weeks.
Person 2: Must be pulling a Putin.
When you nut during gay sex just to spite Putin cause he's a homophobic cunt.
I'm only willing to bang a dude if I'm shootin' putin
When you say you’re not going to do something but do it anyways.
I told everybody I wasn’t gonna invade but I was just Putin-em on.