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If anyone has ever watched the human centipede 1,2,3 you would see that having one human body sucking the asshole of another body and on their ass sucking the asshole of that person and so on and so fourth fitting each other like a jigsaw puzzle!
"You and your girlfriend have eaten each others butts?" "yea bro its called doing a jigsaw puzzle"
When you’re waiting on an Amazon return to be credited to your account so you can buy something else but by the time you add your new item to cart your wife has already spent the credit.
I’m puzzled as to why the credit is not reflecting on the checkout.
Never mind… I see what she did
The way people walk around in 2020 - walking.. starring as if nothing makes sense *almost looking constipated*
Boomer: Ron, Why do those young kids over there look like they just smoked purp skerp??
Ron: Nawh, thatsa just how they look nowadays - puzzled is what makes sense.
Boomer: Imagine?
Ron: 'Magin
Ripping up a newspaper or other pieces of paper and making someone put the pieces back together.
Son:"dad im bored."
Dad:*rips up newspaper*
"Here's a Mexican puzzle, put it together."
Synonymous with “the math is mathing”
Meaning that the comment, conversation, or story is making sense or adding up.
Alternatively can be used as “the pieces don’t puzzle” when things do not make sense.
1. “I didn’t know that you had an appointment today.” “I booked it online” “ohhhh the pieces are puzzling”
“I thought he had a girlfriend, but he told me they broke up. Then she sent me a DM about her man! The pieces don’t puzzle.”
A person who completes and takes credit for a puzzle they did not start nor contribute to, but places the last few finishing pieces together.
Oscar is such a puzzle pirate; he finished the puzzle I worked on all day.
When a first impression is weird or bad but you still become friends in the end.
They had a extra puzzle piece when they first met, but they are best friends now.