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Someone you would be more than happy to be in quarantine with.
See that guy over there? He’s quarantine worthy
(quarantine bod); sudden weight gain from overeating because of being quarantined
I'm only home for two weeks and I'm already developing a quarantine bod.
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A danger zone (not the kenny loggins type) which causes any entrants hygiene to deteriorate rapidly and then contract various STDs. Condition worsens exponentially depending on a few things:
A) How long said person is in said zone.
B) If said person is naked while in said zone.
C) If a person touches anything while in said zone.
Interestingly enough, if a person is a permanent resident of the quarantine area they develop an immunity to the various ailments which can afflict mere mortals.
Holy guacamole Marlynn, Whit and James' room is a Quarantine Area! You had better get out of their quickly while your teeth are still white and your blood stream still pure!
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a state, period, or time of isolation during COVID'19 in which people have to stay indoors compulsory; especially nigerian boys and girls, and now the girl is pregnant 😂😂
- Ordinary stay at home, you don quarantine (pregnant)
- Anointing isolated the girl and now she don quarantine (Sentc..)
- Bammy Quarantine/ kwarantine the girl he isolated (Sentc..)
- Since the isolation began, yomi has been knacking and now the babe has quarantine for him (Direct Sentc..)
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An adult fan of LEGO that either rediscovered or first discovered LEGO during the United States COVID-19 quarantine period. They also happen to think that they are the greatest thing to hit the world.
"Oh, Bill is a Quarantine AFOL."
"So he acts like a dick?"
"Yeah."
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When you ejaculate into an isolation mask,then proceed to slap it onto a womans face.
She would'nt swallow so i used her mask and slapped it across her face. I told her since she would'nt swallow just quarantine the kids then.
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The laws of the space and time continuum do not apply to the universe during quarantine. 'Time' is in league with the coronavirus and deliberately shits itself every now and then in an effort to fuck your brain up even more than it already is.
March 5 : *blinks*
April 21: *opens*
Me: "Holy fuckermoli what happened in the last month"
Friend: "Couldn't tell you mate, The Quarantine Time Paradox is playing tricks on us again"