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King's Quest

A game series marketed initially by Sierra On-Line and is now owned by Vivendi Universal, originally made during the 1980s and early 1990s that was really cool until the fifth installment, when it just became damn near impossible to solve without a strategy guide. They attempted to re-market Kings Quest 7 for preteen girls, but it wound up being played primarily by 19-year-old boys who thought Princess Rosella was hot, or had a "cougar crush" on Queen Valanice - who is now believed to be directly responsible for the Ashton Kutcher-Demi Moore inspired era of young men dating middle-aged women.

King's Quest was really cool in the '80s when I was growing up, but by the end of the '90s they destroyed it.

by Doki_Doki_Attack! October 27, 2009

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Dungeon Quest

An absolute dog shit game that's actually not that bad but requires 300 fucking hours of non-stop keyboard smashing action that would make any sane man lose it.

FUCK ME, NOT ANOTHER DUNGEON QUEST GRIND

by Anonymous193013 March 26, 2021

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quest screwed

V.

1. The act of usurping the winning spot of a reality show by doing one great performance while doing not as well as other performers in previous weeks.

2. When an inconsistent or lesser performing individual overshadows a consistently well performing individual because the inconsistent individual recently had a great performance.

Origins: The phrase is inspired by America's Best Dance Crew. Quest Crew were announced the winners though they were not as good as Beat Freakz most of the season. Quest Crew, however, had a better finale routine than Beat Freakz, thus quest screwing Beat Freakz.

1)ABDC

A: I don't get how Beat Freakz lost! They were the best crew for the last five weeks!

B: Well everyone voted for Quest Crew because their last performance was better..

A: They got Quest Screwed, dude.

2) SYTYCD

A: I didn't think Jeanine Mason was going to win.

B: Her last solo was the best, so she quest screwed everyone.

3) I hate it when Rick does nothing for weeks then pulls out a good idea near the end of the project. The boss gets all excited but forgets that I have been doing all the work until now!! He loves quest screwing me in the ass.

by Riri Sa August 4, 2011

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Adventure quest

A 2D turn-based fighting game with endless things to do. Gain exp, buy new weapons and armour, go on epic quests in Dungeons and Castles, get a pet to assist you and so on. Kinda difficult to log on but if you get Guirdianship then you can, Guardianship and AQ rule :)

l33tn00b: OMFG Im gonna go play Wow and spend my money duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Someone else: Or you could start Adventure Quest for free
l33tn00b: Yay

by Shadestealth October 29, 2007

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Adventure Quest

I very fun,FREE game that is very addicting.It harsd to log in,sometimes,but you can log on during week day during to day time(When the kids are in school) and at night(when to kids are sleeping).
The first game by Artix entertainment.

many people think that it cost to much money to be a guardian,when it only a ONE TIME payment of 20 dollars.Needless to say,people are very misinformed.

LEVEL 110 fuck ya.I love Adventure Quest.

by Flore2938 October 21, 2010

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Johnny Quest

I remember that show. The newer version, called the Real Adventures of Johnny Quest, had the worst computer graphics ever.

That, and the show sucked balls too.

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

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Kitchen Quest

The Kitchen Quest is an internationally recognised quest undertaken by people under the influence of many psychoactive Drugs (Usually chronic or acid).
The quest is a simple, and is usually performed to counter the state of which we name 'the munchies'.

The first stage of the quest, is so to first find a safe happy environment to stand up in (this is to maintain a safe state of mind during this short yet complex stage of the quest).
This stage can involve friends, pets or any solid fixed objects.

The second stage of the quest is to leave the room quickly and quietly, making sure not to grab the attention of 'grabbers'
Make sure that if there are any participants involved, you must create a symbol or maneuver in order to make sure the participants are aware that a quest has began.

The third, and sometimes most frustrating of the steps, is to locate the kitchen, this can sometimes be difficult if you are in a location that you have no prior knowledge of (a unhappy area). This can also be difficult even if you are in your own home, as many substances cause you to forget where/what/who and when you are.
Therefore it is important to sometimes seek external help, making sure not to give to much, or let them know your intentions. (try to keep your cool, and resist the temptation to chew your own face)

The final stage is to enter the kitchen and maintain a safe happy environment for you to finish your quest in.
try to resist breaking things, as this makes eating stuff more difficult.
Slowly open the fridge/ freezer, making sure the oven has been preheated, or the microwave located.

Finally, eat ever nutritious object in the kitchen, making sure to leave nothing for anyone else...

Stoner 1: Hey man, im fucking hungry...

Stoner 2: *Quietly* Kitchen quest?

Stoner 1: yea sounds good, make sure to signal Darren and Jerome first, they're gurning their twat off...

by IFUCKMYDOG July 24, 2009

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