Res judicootie

Finding its origin in the legal term res judicata (meaning forever barred) ,res judicootie references one's successful treatment of head lice or nits, fleas and the like....

Following two weeks of torturous treatment,little Sally was hoping to declare res judicootie on her case of head lice.

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re-writing

re-writing- adj/v: the act of being epic and re-defining the history books; acting out of the norm on spontaneous levels; going against the grain; bringing the unimaginable to earth's surface.

Let's go re-writing tonight.

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Re-ejaculate

Sperm being released from the pussy after sex.

After a night of life altering sex, Karen had to go to the bathroom to re-ejaculate the sperm her boyfriend shot in her.

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re-adolescent

A person in their 20's or 30's (or beyond) who appreciates and enjoys what are perceived as childish or immature pursuits.

Do you watch cartoons more than the news? Wear sneakers more than shoes? Buy kid's meals to get the toys for yourself? And are you of legal drinking age? If so, you are a re-adolescent.

Re-Annoying

The act of becoming annoying after redeeming yourself from being annoying previously. A trait generally found in people who run their mouth constantly and insist they are always right.

"My friend is re-annoying me to watch True Blood after he decided to stop annoying me to watch it the first time."

"I am re-annoyed by Steelers fans everytime they talk"

re-treat

A routine (usually annual) luxurious vacation taken at the company's expense by equity owners or senior executives for the purposes of indulging in golf, fine dining and other forms of entertainment (legitimate or otherwise) under the pretense (mostly for the benefit of their spouses and employees) of working and for other business purposes. Also known as a "management re-treat" or a "partner re-treat".

Did you get a lot done at the re-treat this year, Bud?

Yeah! I shaved a stroke off my handicap and got two hour-long massages and a facial.

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re rock

the act of re-rocking cocaine back into rock form after cutting it with a cutting agent

Lets re rock this coke so we can make more money homie!

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