Rim of Fire

Fiery liquid poo that tends to spray itself all over the inside of your toilet bowl. Spicy Spam is one of the worst known offenders for "rim of fire", and can cause multiple trips to the bathroom. So many trips that you to wipe your ass raw, keep having to poo, wipe, poo, wipe, poo, repeat. The poo is so acidic it burns your poor heiny alive. It's best to listen to Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire" while enduring the pain.

I fried up some Spicy Spam, and was so hungry I ate the whole can. On top of that I had some habanero cheese and an entire bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos (mmmm). Rim of Fire! Yow!

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Rim Mate

That go to person or persons, male or female, that you can count on when you need a good Rim Job. They love Rimming and you can always count on a Rim Mate to toss your salad and give you some juicy Analingus.

When Sonja needed a little back door action, she could always call on Roger, her Rim Mate to get a good Rim Job on her luscious Booty that would make that Booty Juice flow.

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pacific rim

Placing a slice of pineapple over the anus of another person, then eating out that person's ass.

The citric acid from that pacific rim is burning my sphincter.

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Rim Job

Licking someone's ass crack.

Before buttfucking, I 'm at least enough of a gentleman to first give a rim job.

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Road Rim

The act of licking a persons sphincter in a circular motion while they are driving a car. Best achieved if you put the car into cruise control.

I gave him road rim while he was driving.

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Eat Rim

A fun way to tell your friends to lick your asshole. It can take the place of "eat shit" or "go fuck yourself"

Your friend just shot you playing Halo. "Gotcha dick!"
Yeah? "Eat rim!"

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rim chip

The crouton on the edge of the salad as you are tossing it. Ie: a dingle berry as you are eating ass.

I went down and everything was good until I ran into a rim chip.