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The drummer for the animated band, Gorillaz.
Russel Hobbs is so under appreciated!!
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To pinch someone's nipple using your bicep and forearm.
I felt the date was taking a turn so I gave her a Kurt Russell. She told me to take her home.
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A dude who publishes a website with abunch of sexy teases but with a super duper tropper pooper twist, he adds a pic of his ass every 2 photos. To make it more interesting he might even add a pic of his 7 1/2 inch meat that is 24 inches when hard.
Damn, julian just tried to succ of that dirty Russell
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1. Someone who loves making movies and loves making songs, but there's just one thing that he loves even more: Fighting 'round the world!
2. To lose your temper on the phone and throw the offending object at the face of the nearest person.
1. That Russell Crowe sure loves fightin'!
2. (sigh) John just got taken away by the police for pulling a Russell Crowe with his cell phone in the restaraunt.
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A Russell Harounian is the most lizard looking hexagon you will ever meet. He thinks he’s intimidating when in reality, he’s just sleeping in a rat trap!
OMG! Is that a lizard? No, it’s a Russell Harounian
When a girl is in doggy style, blowing into her hairy ass-hole while violently grabbing her tits until she poops or milk comes out of her tits, then continuing to blow until maximum satisfaction is reached by both parties.
See video here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8PYozPB-8I
Josh: Dude how was the sex with Kelsey last night?
John: She got it doggy and was expecting some anal but I slipped her the Harry Russell instead... she loved it
This one fucker who can jump so fucking high he'll eventually go to space and he's good with the ankle breaking
Stop being a maisan russell and jumping to space