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Raccoon dick

What happens when your partner didn't clean out their rectal cavity well enough and you have anal sex. You pull out after a good session and find out you have a brown ring around the base of your penis.

Man I forgot to clean up after sex with Sheila last night. Gosh darn, had the worst case of raccoon dick I've ever seen

by Doc Starr November 26, 2020

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punch the raccoon

An action that, by virtue of its very recklessness, ensures success.

"Taryn's idea is drastic, but if the client buys it we'll really punch the raccoon."

by ignition_b March 3, 2012

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Raccoon Eyes

When you have been partying hard for a few days with no sleep you get dark rings around your eyes, known as raccoon eyes..

"Dayum!! Ive been up all night partying hard, check out my raccoon eyes!!"

by PLaY KiTTY December 11, 2009

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raccoon on a stick

In the act of recieving fellatio a man punches the female counterpart in both eyes simultaneously. This causes her to have two black eyes while her mouth is around the penis.

During the blow job my bitch was using her teeth, so to even the score I gave her a raccoon on a stick.

by BPJ January 26, 2006

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Raccoon Money

Can mean many things, cool, dope, fly. Also, craziness or nonsense. Milwaukee's version of crunk, ill, hyphy, gnarly.

You see that girl's ass... that shit was Raccoon Money!

by H Diesel May 6, 2008

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raccoon eyes

when you wear your sunglasses in the sun too long and get the reverse racoon look. Most common in spring skiing while wearing goggles.

The sun was bright on the slopes today and I got a serious case of the raccoon eyes

by OV08 March 10, 2010

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raccoon cum

A Hallucinogen, it has a psychodelic effect on humans, with no known side effects, also known as Raccoon semen it is quite hard to obtain for ethical reasons, but is completely legal.

Tom- where can i get some raccoon cum

Dave- i dont know check with your dealer

by the yup April 17, 2013

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