Ran off on da plug

When you're iPhone is at 1% so you run downstairs to get your charger and you slip and fall and then your phone dies

"Yo Sam, did you see me ran off on da plug earlier? Lmao that shit was cray"

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ran tan tan

A phrase used to describe whatever you want it to mean

Person 1 hey babe ill rant your tant for twenty tants
Person 2 ok rant lets tant each other
Person 1 Ay baby ran tan tan

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I've just ran out of chapstick

People put finishing a tube of chapstick as a way to motivate themselves to keep moving on and not to k*ll themselves. When somebody says, "my chapstick is almost gone" or "I've just ran out of chapstick" please talk to them or buy them a new tube of chapstick.

"I've just ran out of chapstick."
"Let's go take a drive and I'll buy you some more, and we can talk if you're comfortable with that."

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a dog ran in front of my car

When a law enforcement officer is transporting a total A-hole prisoner in the back of his/her patrol car and they hit the brakes suddenly, causing the prisoner to smack his face on the cage/screen.

Suspect: “That’s police brutality!” Officer: “Sorry about that! A dog ran in front of my car..." 😂

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I Ran (So Far Away)

The BEST (and most iconic) 80's song!

Whenever I think of the 80's, the song I Ran (So Far Away) plays in my head.

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I Ran (So Far Away)

I walk along the avenue

I never thought I'd meet a girl like you

Meet a girl like you

With auburn hair and tawny eyes

The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through

Hypnotize me through

And I ran

I ran (so far away)

I just ran

I ran all night and day

I couldn't get away

A cloud appears above your head

A beam of light comes shining down on you

Shining down on you

The cloud is moving nearer still

Aurora Borealis comes in view

Aurora comes in view

And I ran

I ran so far away

I just ran

I ran all night and day

I couldn't get away

Reached out a hand to touch your face

You're slowly disappearing from my view

'Pearing from my view

Reached out a hand to try again

I'm floating in a beam of light with you

Beam of light with you

And I ran

I ran so far away

I just ran

I ran all night and day

And I ran

I ran so far away

I just ran

I couldn't get away

And I ran

I ran so far away

I just ran

I ran all night and day

And I ran

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shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time

no longer have the will to live

“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time”

“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”