Ram Ranch

18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big, hard, throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked!
18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked!
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks!
Ram Ranch really rocks!
Hot, hard, buff cowboys, their cocks throbbing hard!
18 more wild cowboys out in the yard!
Big, bulging cocks ever so hard!
Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big, hard, throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt!
Like a breed of ram wanting to rut!
Big, hard, throbbing cocks getting sucked real deep!
Cowboys even getting fucked in their sleep!
Ram Ranch ... it ROCKS!

the 18 men were doing the ram ranch together

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lakewood ranch

a school full of std-ridden kids that like to get messed up on drugs all the time

there are the git-r-dunnssss
the preppies, jocks and jesus children
the stoners
and then all the lesser beings that no one talks to

most of lakewood ranch's students have some sort of disease
and a lot of money

bradenton, fl sucks

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Ranch Dressing

Slang term for "Cum"

"I poured some ranch dressing all over my girls salad lastnight."

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Ranch crotch

To spill ranch on your crotch.

I just ate this burger and WHOOPS! I have a ranch crotch now.

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bunny ranch

bunny ranches are giant whore houses, with beautiful chicks, that will do anything you want for thousands of dollars. They aint cheap, located outside of Vegas

jimmy : ey lets go get some poontang at a bunny ranch

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Dildo Ranch

The Dildo Ranch is a world famous resort located in the heart of the arizona desert. The Dildo Ranch Offers affordable prices on new (and used) dildos. But there's a catch... To get into The Dildo Ranch one must prove his worth... A small asian man with white facial hair is waiting for you... Not to accept your entry fee (which is 5 dollars with a student I.D.) but to check the firmness of your erection (yes, all customers whom wish to enter into the world renown ranch must provide one erection.) Only one erection per customer will be counter for the discounted rate (including the student I.D. discount)

Cheers!

"Have you ever been down to the dildo ranch?"

"Were headed to the dildo ranch guys!"

"I brought my Suncard to the ranch to enjoy 2 for 1 prices at the Dildo Ranch!"

"Let's all go to the dildo ranch!"

"I saw that scoots applied to work the door at the Dildo Ranch!"

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chicken ranch

A location where skinty cum dumpsters are known to habitate. Particularly, when they have become of age, the age of menopause.

"I gathered all my change and used rubbers in the couch, and moseyed on down to the chicken ranch for a quick fix."

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