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A community surrounded by state-owned and preserved property in the backwoods of Irvine and Silverado Canyons. Many mysterious and unsolved crimes have happened up in this area, and most say it's haunted by members of racial gangs including the Bloodz, KKK, DBT, etc. Multiple scandals have taken place in theses areas and reception there is most often futile unless you have roaming capabilities on your phone. The reason for this is that nationwide and citywide providers don't have a need to put more telephone lines in that area for lack of business takes place. Blood has often been seen on random clothing items on the sides of roads. It's been said that tourists and young children have been a target of "drive-by" gangs here. Most people know of "Blackstar" because of it's notoriety in the mystery and crime world. Residents say cave mites have been a problem in recent years. Though many only come because of it's reputation, this area really is nice for a getaway drive with it's rough spacial expanses. It's one of the largest open areas in California today. Large crosses can sometimes be seen in daylight on the tops of hills, and at night eerie glows of multi-colored light is visible. They have their own public/private schools, fire station, police station, post office, and markets. Blackstar also provides an RV park for tourism, and multiple day camps for young adults. The community receives much police attention after sundown. The population of Blackstar is known to be just under 42,000 making it one of the smallest cities in Orange County.
"Do you want to take a midnight drive through Blackstar Ranch?"
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a school full of std-ridden kids that like to get messed up on drugs all the time
there are the git-r-dunnssss
the preppies, jocks and jesus children
the stoners
and then all the lesser beings that no one talks to
most of lakewood ranch's students have some sort of disease
and a lot of money
bradenton, fl sucks
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"I poured some ranch dressing all over my girls salad lastnight."
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To spill ranch on your crotch.
I just ate this burger and WHOOPS! I have a ranch crotch now.
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bunny ranches are giant whore houses, with beautiful chicks, that will do anything you want for thousands of dollars. They aint cheap, located outside of Vegas
jimmy : ey lets go get some poontang at a bunny ranch
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The Dildo Ranch is a world famous resort located in the heart of the arizona desert. The Dildo Ranch Offers affordable prices on new (and used) dildos. But there's a catch... To get into The Dildo Ranch one must prove his worth... A small asian man with white facial hair is waiting for you... Not to accept your entry fee (which is 5 dollars with a student I.D.) but to check the firmness of your erection (yes, all customers whom wish to enter into the world renown ranch must provide one erection.) Only one erection per customer will be counter for the discounted rate (including the student I.D. discount)
Cheers!
"Have you ever been down to the dildo ranch?"
"Were headed to the dildo ranch guys!"
"I brought my Suncard to the ranch to enjoy 2 for 1 prices at the Dildo Ranch!"
"Let's all go to the dildo ranch!"
"I saw that scoots applied to work the door at the Dildo Ranch!"
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A location where skinty cum dumpsters are known to habitate. Particularly, when they have become of age, the age of menopause.
"I gathered all my change and used rubbers in the couch, and moseyed on down to the chicken ranch for a quick fix."
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