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The resulting injuries due to participation in a mosh pit.
I totally got pit rash from the dude wearing spike bracelets. That was a great show LOL!!!
when you masturbate so many times your cock gets hot and begins to smell like burning rubber.
father- what happened to all my Bengay?
son- o sorry pops i needed it cool my rubber rash
father-
Post-shaving rash on testicles caused by cold wind and harsh Canadian winter weather.
Tom got ready for a hot night with his girlfriend and decided to shave accordingly. Unfortunately he did not check the weather and got a Canadian rash on his way there. Tom could not deliver the goods.
The burning sensation that happens to the head of your penis while pressed up against the zipper of your pants for a long period of time
Judy, I got some serious head rash from our dry sex-capade last night
A myleene rash is an annoying itchy scabby disorder spreads itself onto anything it can attach itself to, abit like myleene klass has on the air waves of uk tv
What is on ITV.. oh its Myleene Klass, what is on CH4.. oh its Myleene Klass.. what is that spot on my backside... oh its myleene rash
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When a "Mut"(Vagina) has become infected with any and all sorts of diseases / viruses.
I was just about to bang this chick until I saw the dirtiest Mut Rash I've ever seen!
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Bloke: "wanna see my dong"
Women: "Ewww you got bare ghetto rash"
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