Joe Cahill is amazing at rectal thrumping, probably the best in the business
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To take an object (broom handle, flashlight, Oscar Award, etc) and forcibly apply it against a person's anus with the intent to humiliate that person. Recipient may/may not be fully clothed at time of "brooming".
"Stop being such a baby, man. It's not like your mom was raped... it was just some innocent rectal brooming."
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To seduce a stranger with the ultimate aim of engaging in anal sex.
When he entered the gay bar for the first time, George did not realize he was playing rectal roulette.
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someone who is being a complete asshat while playing video games.
Will: "I just blew up your tank, Sam!"
Sam: "Fuck you, you rectal dervish."
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the act of infusing liquid or medication rectally
the prisoners in Guantanamo weren't playing nice so they were given rectal feeding
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n. Humorous insult, used to imply that the target is a homosexual, particularly one who dresses up in Spandex and rams a bottle of Tabasco-brand hot sauce into their rectum in the hopes that it will prolong their erection.
Go crack open another cold one, you prickfaced rectal rocketeer!
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One who faithless to the straight male community and enjoys in being the poker or pokee of the 'ol brown-eye' (aka Rectum)
Dude... Whats up with Bill? I thought he was in to chick.
Nah Dude... He's a Rectal Renegade now.
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