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Snacker's Remorse

when one consumes copious amounts of decadent nutritionally-deficient snacks and feels regret about the gluttony soon thereafter.

while snacker's remorse normally occurs with calorie-heavy treats that have busted the snacker's diet, this sentiment can also occur when a person consumes a treat that doesnt taste the way they were hoping, or tastes really really bad.

I shouldn't have had three of those dark chocolate bars! They were SO good, but now I'm filled with snacker's remorse!

I had a snack attack this afternoon and I just had to eat that whole bag of chips. Now I have snacker's remorse.

Oh man, the gooey yellow squares on that tray are really nasty! Snacker's remorse!

by shanhorton October 10, 2008


Diver's Remorse

Negative emotion resulting from engaging in felatio with a female only to find some kind of genital anomoly including, but not limited to : warts, sores, scabs, etc.

Warren did.t know who she was, but she was so hot. He took her back to his dorm room to get busy only to get hit with a sever case of Diver's Remorse upon discovery of active herpes lesions!

by McBerg November 24, 2009


Fingerer's Remorse

The feeling you get when driving after realizing that the guy you just gave the finger will now be sitting alongside you at a very long traffic light or was heading to the same store. First used by Adam Carrolla on his podcast 1/16/2020.

I got a bad case of fingerer's remorse when I realized that the guy to whom I had just enthusiastically flipped the bird for cutting me off in traffic was pulling into the bosses space where I had come to interview for my dream job.

by Meg Nutman January 16, 2020


Breyers Remorse

The immediate regret one feels when looking at an empty carton from ice cream consumed in fit of binge eating.

Evelyn licked the remaining drops of Rocky Road Ice cream from her spoon when she looked in horror at the empty carton and was filled with Breyers Remorse. The diet begins NOW, she thought.

by IdeamanChicago July 15, 2014


pic remorse

A feeling of deep regret felt almost immediately after releasing a picture of yourself to the internet

ricardo do i look insane in this pic?
slightly wendy

(she is now having pic remorse)

by mariabot May 26, 2009


shitter's remorse

The feeling of remorse you feel after you think you finished taking a shit and you wipe and flush, and you realize you haven't finished.

As I stood up, a wave of shitter's remorse flushed over me as I realized - I hadn't finished.

by ass connoisseur January 10, 2014


Daters Remorse

the feeling of remorse felt by the person paying for the date at the end of the date, usually caused by either a) not receiving the expected gratification for which the payment was preferred, b) realizing that the gratification was not worth the invested time, money or other asset.

When the return on investment for a date is lower than expected.

Usually accompanied by quantification of the investment balanced against the total return.

So we walked out of the restaurant, she says thank you and hops into the first cab she sees. Meanwhile, it's too late to call anyone else and I'm out 240 bucks. I got the worst daters remorse, I felt like just dialing a prostitute, but I didn't have enough money.

I spent 4 weeks listening to her talk about her invalid cat, who's so brave for living despite his injury (it's a damn cat!), and finally, after date 6, she finally lets me boink her and she's a total starfish. I had such bad daters remorse, I considered asking her for the $800 I invested in her as a refund. Total bait and switch.

by Noble Monkey November 21, 2009