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Living in someone's head rent free. They are in your mind all the time and you are constantly thinking about them. All your thoughts are about them, and they have no idea. Usually happens when you have a big crush on someone
Skyler lives in annie's head rent free
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verb. Going to urinate when drinking large amounts of beer; as such that you don't buy beer you rent it.
"Order another pitcher, I gotta go pay the rent."
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An exorbitant amount of money paid on a weekly or monthly basis by a hapless tenant to evil property-owning overlords.
"What? This week? That is horseshit, I thought it was next week... fucking rent.
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Event security guards.
Usually have alleged 'real' wanna be jobs (music industry, acting, athlete, real estate etc. . .) that they couldn't hack it in.
Become part time arm folded dipshit rent a bitches at events thinking they are security. Anybody employed by CSC events staff or the like. Calling themselves supervisors furthers the sadness.
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A state certified and trained person who is essentially a private police officer. Used when 24hr police coverage can not be provided. Depending on the state, a "Rent-a-Cop" has arrest powers and carries a weapon. They can easily put you in as much trouble as a "real" cop. Most are Ex-Police/Milatary. Depending on the contract, the pay is actually better than local law enforcement.
::While setting in a cell: "Yo, G, I cant belive I gots arrested by a rent a cop"
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A company that sets up in the hood and tricks dumb hoodrats and other uneducated types of people by placing flashy electronics in the window.
What they don't know is that Rent-a-Center (and other similar companies) charges crazy interest (that they don't advertise) so in the end, your dumb ass ends up paying 3x of what the thing is really worth... So for example, a $500 TV would end up costing ~$1400.
Save your money and use your fuckin heads. Stop letting corporate america manipulate and get rich off you. Have the discipline to make a savings account and put away a little a week to buy what you need, it's really not that hard. Even if your paycheck aint that high its still doable AND DEFINITELY BETTER THAN PAYING 3X THE MONEY. It's your money that you bust your fuckin asses for, do right and protect it..
Hoodrat: Yo, son, just got dis pimpin ass flat-screen from Rent a Center, only $30 a week, my nigga.
Educated person: For how many months?
Hoodrat: Man i dont know, i know i can do $30 a week though.... Oh word, dis what da contract say.. For 50 weeks
Educated person: You dumb ass mothafucka
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1.) The ULTIMATE security guard;
2.) An agent of uniformed or assumed authority who is contracted out by others who shit on them as a means of cost-efficient, cheap-ass, under-qualified, ego-driven, completely useless substitute for actual law enforcement with the mundane task of performing substandard security services (w/ a smile) in a place of total unimportance without any hope of actual recognition for the half-assed job they are expected to fufill;
3.) Any security guard (contract or in-house) that has been retitled "Public Safety" for the sake of some ego-inflated management in order to complete some sense of delusional importance
Lemme see your badge, Rent-a-COP. Do you even have a gun, Rent-a-COP?
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