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In this day and age, "retarded" is just another word for cool, dope, tight, chill, or whatever you say when you like something.
Beach Dude#1: Dude #2, the waves look pretty retarded out there, you wanna go catch them?
Beach Dude#2: SWEET!
Homeboy#1: Yo dawg... The clubs gonna be off da hook ta-nite. You down?
Homeboy#2: Hellz yeah homeboy#1, is gonna be retarded, foo.
RichBitch#1: Like, OMG... my dad just like totally got me the new 2005 BMW645ci. It's like, totally retarded! I love it!
RichBitch#2: That's hot... Didn't he like, get you the like, 2004 one last year?
Redneck: Ya'll imma go catchya some salmon for good eatin' tonight.
6 rednick kids: pop that's retarded!
ChineseGirl#1: Ching yong boing noi lang dong fang!
ChineseGirl#2: Pong bing dong retarded!
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Any left-leaning subhuman. Leftists are so fucking retarded that majority of them retardedly believe trannyfags who LARP as females are biological women, race and gender is social construction, women are stronger and smarter than men, humans evolved from a fucking fish, men can get pregnant, communism is a wonderful ideology that works, women and minorities in the west are muh oppressed, diversity is our strength, faggotry or homosexuality is natural, masks work, every vaccine is totally save, there’s a billion genders, etc.
Leftist: We need to raise taxes so we can feed these totally not illegal immigrants.
Conservative: Go back to eating shit or better yet go do the world a favor and blow your brains out, retard.
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Someone who thinks retard is offensive when used in an inoffensive manner
Person 1: Wow, you bought 12 tickets? You know you’re not gonna win, retard
Person 2: Yeah lol
Cashier: That’s offensive! Please don’t say that
Person 2: Shut the fuck up retard
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Basically any whitekid wearing fubu or who starts a local G-unit and gets his white ass beaten a few times I.E wigger
Wow that wigger is a fucking retard
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What I am. A cowardly retard. I'm not only slow but i'm mentally impaired. My Sub-par intelligence level makes me do things that are what 'normal' people would call psychotic. Maybe it's just a lack of judgement or my extremely limited IQ. Could be all this hostility I harbor from not getting any pussy since..shit..I don't even remember when, maybe my dreams. My usual routine consists of sitting on the couch and vegetating. All of this and more is destroying my life and that is why I call myself a retard. Not only that but i'm a little dweeb that dosen't have the guts to back up my words or say anything to anyones face. I hope you can understand my sentiments.
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an idiot, doesnt always mean mentally retarded.
*john drops some french fries*
john you retard!
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To slow down or hinder development.
The embalming fluid retarded the decomposition of the corpse.
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