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A girl with the body of someone 18+, yet they are actually 10
Dude i'd totally smash that girl!
shes only 10 man thats illegal, shes a reverse loli!
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When you're nice and karma, is the usual bitch you'd expect it to be.
Hey Mom, I just got home from the suburbs helping homeless people?
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You SOLD MY N64 COLLECTION?
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Reverse karma; works every time.
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A variation of the blumpkin where one gives oral sex whilst evacuating their bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary canal simultaneously.
Or in laymans terms, when one sucks a cock at the same time they are also beaming Schatner off the Enterprise....the sucker is the crapper.
Note: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
While his wife was taking her weekly shit, Ulysses whipped out his cock and got a BJ from her at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... she was the only woman he ever knew that would give a reverse blumpkin.
In the 16 hour traffic jam before the Phish show, we observed a woman run into the woods with her boyfriend. The two perched on the steep banking, not hardly out of sight of the headlights, when she pulled down her dress, revealed her stark white ass, and assumed the squatting position. She was squatting too long to merely urinate and was obviously laying serious cable. To our amazement, her head dissappeared into the mans crotch!! Social morays be damned, this was a reverse blumpkin, and the symphony of car horns signalled the glee and elation of the stunned masses.
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Overhand motion vs. regular underhand motion for masturbation. Often done just to 'mix it up' when jacking off.
Girl to Another: I caught my boyfriend jerking off, it was like gross. He was doing it like this (girl imitates motion). What does that mean?
Another: Nothing, it's just the reverse tug, guys love playing with their dicks, any way they can, as much as they can.
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The process of a male ejaculating inside another persons anus(female or male), and the recipient proceeding to use their intestinal track and esophagus to vomit the "load" out of their mouth
"Did you see that? Ronda totally just took that load and performed reverse regurgitation out of her mouth!!"
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A hairstyle where you have all your hair except for a strip down the middle (where a traditional mohawk would be)
Chet pass out with his shoes on again. Get a razor, we're giving him a reverse mohawk.
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It's like a gloryhole, but instead of men being behind a wall with their penis protruding through the wall, women have their lower halves exposed through the wall and men (or women) have sex with them.
The reverse gloryhole is an Eastern European thing
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