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The anal swab covid test administered by the Chinese government on visiting foreigners. Soon to be enjoyed by travelers worldwide.
How was your trip to China? It was great. I had the wuhan rim job as soon as we landed. How was it? Let’s just say I got tested three times.
When you add a little salt around the rim before giving/receiving a rim job, akin to a margarita glass.
Dan was a little dehydrated after giving Matt a Pacific Rim Job, so Matt offered him a glass of Powerade to quench his thirst.
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When a man gives a girl anal sex and while they are performing sex the man is dunking the girls head in the toilet! When the man lifts the girls head out of the toilet the man slaps the girls head with his dick.
Easiest example is that when your in a bathroom fucking a girl, DUNK her head over and over in the toilet and thats what a Porcelin Rim Job is!!
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fully submerging your ass under the water in the Pacific Ocean and you have someone come up from under the water and have them eat your ass out.
Viv almost drown while she was giving Wes a Pacific Rim Job.
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The awkward moment when your gf is menstruating so you decide on anal. But then as you are going in you slip your d into the bloody vadragon. Realizing your terrible mistake you quickly pull out and enter the ass. You go to pound town, the residue around the rim is your strawberry rim job.
Boo yo dick went in da wrong hole.
Bitch it's good, you gonna get that strawberry rim job.
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When the giver of the rim job has a mouth full of hot sauce.
Dude, Becky gave me a fire pacific rim job yesterday, and now my asshole feels like Mt. Fuji!
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When a bi-sexual woman gives a male partner an unexpected rim-job during oral sex in hopes of making him realize suppressed homosexual desires.
After Linda surprised Joe with a Ninja Rim-Job he discovered that he had long been ignoring a powerful erogenous zone thanks to his repressed homophobia.
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