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The act of inserting a trowel handle into one's anus while masturbating with the other hand.
I was wanking in the garden and couldn't get off, good old garden rocket got me there.
Doing a run and jump, landing dick first into vagina
A classic move performed by pornstar and legend, Rex Erection
Is usually shouted as performing it
REX ROCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When the pressure in your asshole reaches critical levels that no man can contain, an explosive bowel movement of gargantuan proportions jetisons all material underneath "the rocket", displacing the water in the bowl, creating a geyser of fecal matter. Best used when toilet is clogged.
The appropriate warning for such a manuvuer is to yell "Fire in the Hole!" as loud as possible to save anyone in a 50 foot radius.
Anthony: "Hey our toilet is clogged."
Alex Clark: "That's okay, I have a Rocket Plunger building up."
....
Alex Clark: "Fire in the hole!"
BOOM.
Anthony dies.
A Rocket to the Moon (or ARTTM) started as an electro-acoustic solo project by Nick Santino in Braintree, Massachusetts. He released 2 EPs. Then ARTTM was signed to Fueled By Ramen in 2008, and released the "Greetings From..." EP, which has a more pop-rock/pop-punk feel and includes a full band. Nick used friends to make a full band for tours, but in the spring of 2009, Justin Richards (also in Brighten) and Eric Halvorsen were named the official guitarist and bassist, respectively. The band's biggest tour would be the 2009 AP Tour. They recorded their full length in winter 2009.
Friend A- "Hey did you catch the A Rocket to the Moon show last night?"
Friend B- "I sure did! They were amazing and when I met them they were so nice!"
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Hemorrhoid suppositories shaped like a rocket designed to relieve the symptoms of piles in the rectum.
The Fonny Rocket is a special suppository designed to heal hemorrhoids in 3 days or less.
Fonny Rocket does not get lost in the rectum but stays comfortably in place for many hours to soothe and heal inflamed tissue.
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A term referring to a man's reproductive gland (a cock).
My love rocket blasted off into Suzie's coochie nebula last night, bong!!!!
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A person who overuses/abuses the rocket launcher in a videogame, often using it as their only weapon. Rocket whores hide out of sight, usually around corners or behind objects, and fire on other players as they pass, or ambush other players while firing volleys of rockets in their general direction. This strategy is used to compensate for a general lack of skills or poor aim.
That's the sixth time in a row you shot me with the rocket launcher! Rocket whore!
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