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A romanian man who uses his old Dacia car to ride over another man's cock.
Wow did you heard?! Andrei the romanian dick driver rode his dick right of!
Yes i heard, it was after a car deal gone wrong in Droeshout!!
No Romanians is a verb and also a phrase you use while doing it. It is mostly used in Swedish schools.
What you do is you finish a 33cl can of any drinkable liquid and place it on the ground. Then you want to stomp it so it becomes extremely flat. Multiple stomps may be required.
-Is there any soda in that?
-No dude. Why?
-You should totally pull a No Romanians on that.
-Yeah, of course dude.
When a man takes his scrotum, stretches and wraps it around another man's penis and proceeds to jerk him off.
Kurtis gave me the Romanian Trenchcoat last night.
Romanian Flicker Gooning is the act of masturbation over and over until you summon the Dacian Goon God. It is said that it came from the so called "Baragan" place which is located in the Danube-Carpathian zone. Ancient manuscripts provide us information that it was invented by the thracians about 2400 years ago , but sadly the art of Romanian Flicker Gooning was lost during the battle of "Golberi" in 73 B.C.E .
I used to be the national champion at Romanian Flicker Gooning !
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A fellatio act that has been perfected over centuries in Romania. Its an adaptation of several different techniques, in which the male is in a seated position and the female gymnastically arcs the lower part of her body with her ass more specifically bumhole pointing into the males face.
The techniques include:
A chinese burn hand job working the shaft,
a sprial-like oral mopoofsof her mouth on the tip and mid shaft of the penis.
And the most important aspect during the course of this act she intermittently lefts of poofs of he ass gasses, untill the male climaxes at which point she proceeds to cover his face in chocolate thunder.
That chick gave me the romanian twissle wizzle last-night and besides the clean up, it was worth it
A listener of "manele" they can be found allover the globe, but most are in romania.
Dude why are you listening to manele? Are you Romanian ?
A guy that dosen't do much. He just drinks beer and sleeps
hello bob
hello jim
look there's a romanian there
oh a romanian ?
yeah
like that alcoholic thing right ?
yeah
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