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Ronan is a game nerd who has no friends or ear wax. He spends most of his time playing Fortnite, as he doesn't have family or friends to socialize with. He wishes that he had bitches, but in fact, and in reality, he has not a single one. Ronan is a Mexican NPC, and you will find him in the corner of the room waiting for someone to talk to him because he doesn't have the ability to talk to others as he doesn't have a frontal lobe.
Gamer 1- Where is Ronan? he was online the whole day
Ronan- I was doing something else
Gamer 1- you are an actual NPC
Ronan- look at you bro
Ronans are the sexiest men, after Liams of course. They pull all the girls with there amazing personality and great looks, he can say very dumb shit but is often saved by Liams. He is the best rapper and is not a simp.
Hes a guy with good personality but a small willy averaged about 5 inches hes also fat and is unmotivated for life and goes to a shit school.
i slept with ronan and lemme tell u i couldn't feel anything thats how small his willy is
Ronan is very radical and relaxed, he/she are very intelligent and wise and can cheer you up. They are funny and very attractive like wowowowowowowow 😍 sheesh he/she is attractive. They are smart and probably will rule the world some day. They think about people’s feelings and are very thoughtful. They are funny and will find a way to make you laugh. He is overall very cool!!
“Wow i look at ronan go i wish i could be like him”
“That guy looks very attractive”
“I wish i could skateboard with Ronan he’s so good at it”
“Stop judging me, we cant all be Ronans”
A Ronan is typically an average height blondish brown haired guy with luscious curls. He typically wears a hat, making him look like some kind of majestic Sam Sulek. Ronans usually walk around in a manner that is incredibly aggressive and confident, completely unintentionally. Aside from his athletic walk the guy has the worst case of resting bitch face you'll ever see. Only makes him look three times as handesome though. His eyes look like he's seen the traumas of war half the time and he's pretty quiet and mysterious. Then again, the guy will shift from looking like a handesome vietnam veteran to a laughing manic. The guy is either loud and funny as fucking hell, or quiet and scary as fucking hell. Personally, I'd ride his undoubtedly massive cock any day. He's always wearing a longsleeve and a jacket with joggers, and he's always carrying at least two bags with him. The guy seems prepared for anything and is incredibly kind. This motherfucker is a scary sweet talker too because the guy isn't afraid of anything. Low key think he's a nymphomaniac. This motherfucker has been in more school fights than you can count and is super nice until you fix with him. The guy can speak norwedgian and plays drumset incredibly well. You'll forget how built the guy is until swim unit comes around or the motherfucker shows up in a tight shirt. He's got a fucking eight pack for gods sake. He pulls men and women alike.
Damon: "shit dude I wonder why he always seems so intilectual and distant. It's like he's got a plan for everything, and half the time just responds in cool one liners."
Venessa: "I'm wet."
Damon: "I came."
Venessa: "he's mine Damon."
Damon: "Nuh uh. Ronan is MY daddy."