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When you masturbate into a ziploc bag for 5 consecutive days, then leave the bag out in the sun for about a week. After it's good and rotten, put it in an ice tray and freeze it. Slip it into someone's drink after.
That dick keeps hitting on my girl. I'm gonna slip him my rotten creamsickle
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The antagonist of the children's show LazyTown, known mostly for the song We are Number One which has become a popular meme. All Robbie wants in life to sleep and eat cake, but his noisy counterpart Sportacus (who encourages exercise and eating healthily) keeps him from sleeping, so he tries to get rid of him to keep LazyTown lazy. He also happens to look like Waluigi from Nintendo's Mario games.
People after finding out Robbie did something bad: "Robbie Rotten!" *disapproving glare*
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The act of skeeting (Sperming) in a condom, letting it sit for a few minutes until it liquifies, then slapping someone in the face with it.
- "Hey, want to give me a Rotten Sock?"
- "Yea, sure, you have a condom?"
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A sex act with finding its roots in a Bean and Cheese Chimi Changa. The male defecates into the female's hand at which point she proceeds to perform a hand job with the hot feces.
Dude, last night Carla gave me the most heinous Rotten Chonga, it was a mess!
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Taking a stinky blowup shit that hits all sides and the seat. You then splash toilet water around with your hands and leave without flushing.
Rotten Ron Shit Bandit
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During or before the act of sexual intercourse a woman takes her finger and wipes it across her vagina while she is on her period. She then takes the menustration matter and wipes it across the tongue of her partner(male or female or both at the same time).
Sally: Guess what Rob i got my period today.
Rob: You know what I'm thinking..*looks at Sally*
Sally: *shakes head in agreement*....Rotten Rochester time!!!
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In lyrics or poetry, forcing a rhyme between two words that don't rhyme by mispronuncing one of the words so that it rhymes with the other.
Named for Johnny Rotten, lead singer of the Sex Pistols. In the song "Anarchy in the U.K.", the word 'anarchist', is mispronunced to rhyme with 'Antichrist'.
P1: Are you almost done writing those lyrics?
P2: I would be, but nothing rhymes with fucking 'orange'.
P1: Fuck it, just use a rotten rhyme.
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