Route 10 Challenge

This challenge consists of eating at three different establishments on Rt. 10 in East Hanover, New Jersey in one night. You start off by eating Chipotle, followed by seeing a movie and ordering a Diabetes Combo (see definition). On the way back, you must get a meal from either Wendy's or McDonalds. Attempted only once in the history of mankind due to potential bowel, liver, intestine, and artery damage.

Person 1: (Upon noticing four guys passed out on the Movie theater floor)Did those guys just try the Route 10 Challenge?
Movie theater attendant: Yup.

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Take the Scenic Route

The act of driving on less travelled back roads and neighborhood streets to avoid cops. Done when the driver is drunk, or has warrants, or has a hit out on him.

Guy 1: Man I was sooo wasted last night. My gf was still sleeping when I got home thank god.

Guy 2: You drove drunk!? Stupid move man you get pulled over for a DUI and they pull all your warrents you are FUCKED

Guy 1: Dont worry mate I know to take the scenic route home.

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run my route

When you are correct but others think otherwise, you proceed to say "Run my route!" To prove that you are right

You don't believe me? Run my route!

1-800 route

A way to get somewhere bypassing toll booths, usally very out of the way

"I took the 1-800 Route out of the city and now I have enough money for food."

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Route 44

someone who is incredibly awkward and large. like a size "Route 44" at sonic.

"ew she's so gross and huge"

"yup, that's the Route 44."

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stuffed animal route

the "taking things slow" approach in romantic relationships

We didn't know each other very well; therefore, we took the stuffed animal route.

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BUM ROUTES

WHEN ONE HUMAN BEING THINKS HE OR SHE IS GOOD AT MADDEN, BUT WHEN THEY PLAY AN OPPONENT OF THE SAME OR OPPOSITE SEX, THEY TEND TO CHOKE AND THROW PICKS FOR A LOSS

WOW! UR SUPER TRASH! U RUN BUM ROUTES!

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