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Quite simply, the elixir of the gods.
Once Prometheus had given mankind this wonderous fire, he reached out his hand and bestoyed upon him Crown Royal.
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One whom demands to be treated like royalty despite being the most loathsome creature to ever crawl the planet. This person is no stranger to being selfish and egotistical and uses loopholes in a set of rules to sabbotage you. Often times this person will do something horrible for no other reason than simply because they can.
You may find this person as a small forum moderator/admin. Or more commonly as someone given too much power in a social setting and proceeds to abuse it for her/his own amusement.
Typical tell-tale Royal Cunt symptoms include:
-Cowardly decitful tactics
-Egotistical behavior
-Bigotry
-Lying with blantant attempts to sabbotage.
-Quoting rules and regulations
-Removal of content despite bringing nothing to the table.
Aki: I'm going to make sure everyone follows the rules making everyone else miserable and I don't care if you don't like it rules are rules and they must be followed.
Brek: Aki is such a royal cunt.
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When the girl you are dating blacks out, passes out in your bed, wakes up in the middle of the night disoriented, and decides to drop a deuce in the middle of your rug when she can't find the bathroom. Afterwards, she forgets the location of the deuce and accidentally steps in it.
Royal Gregory P-dog
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Being woken up by having your partner perform oral sex on you. It is especially well delivered when there is no expectation that you need to open your eyes, reciprocate or even move around. You just have a nice O or two and fall back asleep. Works equally well on morning wood or a crusty clam.
I woke up and had to shake the dew off of my lily, when I came back to bed I noticed the diner was open, so I got busy with the bun. I gave her the royal treatment until I got the palm on the forehead. We fell back asleep with my nose in the turf.
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A person (commonly female) who derives great pride from their succsess and rub it in peoples faces. A woman or teen who flaunts her cuteness useslessly, doesn't work, is on a "high-horse", and acts selfishly and syupidley; commonly hated by her female peers.
Good God! Allison just thinks that everybody is shit under her feat! What a royal bitch!
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Royal Giants are the ultimate form of cancer. If you have a royal giant, then your life is officially over. There is no way to cure it, it just takes over people who are too sad to get something else
I’m sorry for the person who has the royal giant. Rip their life
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A bunch of fucking arseholes who make you pay them so they can delivery expensive items and then lose them, and then have the cheek to offer you a shitty fucking £34 pounds in compensation when it cost half that to send it.
I sold a laptop on ebay and Royal Mail lost it.
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