Grassley Rule

1. A precedent for the exclusive use of partisan politics when determining whether a nominee to the Supreme Court should be confirmed.

2. An excuse for those who wish to ignore their responsibilities without facing consequences.

Established by Senator Charles Grassley of Iowa, when as Chair of the Judiciary Committee led the unprecedented obstruction of a nominee to the Supreme Court.

Senators referenced the Grassley rule as justification to oppose the President's nomination to the Supreme Court.

Mom: Timmy, did you do your homework?
Timmy (playing video games): Nah
Mom: Did you take out the trash?

Timmy (still playing games): Nah Mom
Mom: Why not?

Timmy (shrugs): Grassley Rule

Rule 23

The person who acts the gayest in your friend group is the straightest.

Joe: Dude I’m telling you I’m not gay

Tyler: Remember rule 23, you haven’t even kissed a single homie goodnight

Rule Retard

(n) An individual in a position of limited authority whose strict dogmatic adherance to the rules is often at the cost of everyone's general wellbeing and common sense.

Typically it applies to individuals who become drunk with their moderate amount of power.

That teacher was such a rule retard that she suspended a student for taking Ibuprofen.

Chmiel Rule

A method used mostly on multiple choice tests, quizzes, or worksheets that uses educated guessing based on similarities of the given answers. This is expected to work better than random guessing as the question creator tends to use similar answers to trick and confuse the person answering. This is to be used when you have absolutely no clue how to attempt the problem, or you just don't give a fuck, but still want a better chance to be correct. Named Chmiel Rule after Kevin Chmiel who stabilized this method and found it to be very effective during several multiple choice tests and quizzes. When the correct answer does not follow this method in any manner it is known as a Brinker Complex.

Evaluate the integral of the function (x^2+x+3)/x over boundaries 1 to 8?
a) 40+3ln(7)
b) 38.5+3ln(8)
c) 10+ln(8)
d) 38.5
e) 0

B is the logical guess using Chmiel Rule (and is correct) since there are 3 ln's, 2/3 of those have a 3 in front of them, 2 of the questions have 38.5. B has the most commonalities so guess B (Or learn 2 calculus).

Rule 28

There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.

guy1: dude i just saw tub girl it was sick.
guy2: yeah well this is worse you havent seen baby paste...
rule 28

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Rule 34h

In conjuction with Rule 43, Rule 34 subsection 'h' of the Internet states that the purer and more innocent a thing is, the more porn will be made of it. All claimed exceptions will be made subject to Rule 35.

Twilight Sparkle: "Dear Princess Celestia, today we learned the magic of friendship."

Princess Celestia: "How wonderful, my little ponies! Now come with me and I'll teach you all about the magic of friendship with benefits."

And that's how Rule 34h was made!!!

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Rule 34

An infamous internet rule that no one seems to accept. For anything on the internet that exists, someone, somewhere, somehow will find a way to sexualize that. It can go from video game characters to cartoon characters to animals to popular persons to non-human living things to non-living objects or things.

"Dude, they already made Rule 34 of Cuphead."
"Aw fuck."

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