Some weird-ass internet rule that could severely damage one's childhood.
Rule 34 is the rule that if something exists on the internet, there's porn of it.
(i disrecommend searching it up)
The accumulation of sexual images of fictional characters, mostly furry porn, with a dark and twisted temptation, this vat of literal and figurative shit are enough to break a man with a will of vibranium
James: “Have you ever wanted foot fetish and scat in the same image?”
Dave: “No what kind of psychopa-“
Jacob: “Then Rule 34 is for you”
Dave: “How did you even get in my house???”
Jason: *puts his finger up to Dave’s mouth and shoves it in* “shush now” *forces him to look at said pornographic content*
Dave tries to scream, but it’s too late, he’s too far gone now
Don’t give out your personal information to people online
Hey remember rule 34 , don’t give out your password
Oh ok
The 34th rule of the internet: If it exists there’s porn of it. “If there’s not, start uploading!”
1: Yo do you know if there’s any ____ porn?
2: yeah, it’s on Rule 34.
"If it exists, there's 18+ material of it. No exceptions."
And sadly, they really meant no exceptions. Not even minors and inanimate objects are excused.
There's this website named "rule 34". Don't go there. It's filled with extremely weird fetish material. Yep. Every weird fetish you can think of, ranging from foot fetishes to rape to vore to C̶̜̃̀L̵̳̀̐U ̮̑B̶͙̹͛͆ ͔͝Ṕ̴̻̝E ̭̇N ͐ͅG ̱͛Ǘ̶̜͂I̵͍͊N̵͎̦͌, Rule 34 has it all.
The designation given to the horrid, amorphous, and chaotic statement that "if it exists on the internet, there's porn of it; if there isn't, there will be.". Despite this, this is not true. Characters under the age of 18 cannot experience this horrific ritual, especially if they can't age.
Anyone who creates/enjoys this landfill should be handed over to the FBI.
guy 1: Dude, someone made Rule 34 of <underage character name goes here>!
guy 2: I'll get the Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles.
"Please don't tell me you're going to go through your computer just to search up rule 34..."