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The drummer for the animated band, Gorillaz.
Russel Hobbs is so under appreciated!!
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To pinch someone's nipple using your bicep and forearm.
I felt the date was taking a turn so I gave her a Kurt Russell. She told me to take her home.
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A dude who publishes a website with abunch of sexy teases but with a super duper tropper pooper twist, he adds a pic of his ass every 2 photos. To make it more interesting he might even add a pic of his 7 1/2 inch meat that is 24 inches when hard.
Damn, julian just tried to succ of that dirty Russell
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1. Someone who loves making movies and loves making songs, but there's just one thing that he loves even more: Fighting 'round the world!
2. To lose your temper on the phone and throw the offending object at the face of the nearest person.
1. That Russell Crowe sure loves fightin'!
2. (sigh) John just got taken away by the police for pulling a Russell Crowe with his cell phone in the restaraunt.
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A Russell Harounian is the most lizard looking hexagon you will ever meet. He thinks he’s intimidating when in reality, he’s just sleeping in a rat trap!
OMG! Is that a lizard? No, it’s a Russell Harounian
When a girl is in doggy style, blowing into her hairy ass-hole while violently grabbing her tits until she poops or milk comes out of her tits, then continuing to blow until maximum satisfaction is reached by both parties.
See video here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8PYozPB-8I
Josh: Dude how was the sex with Kelsey last night?
John: She got it doggy and was expecting some anal but I slipped her the Harry Russell instead... she loved it
The act of sneaking some assholes cigarettes and running them through your dirty ass crack and putting them back in the pack.
Scott was being a douche, so Russel took his cigarettes and ran them through his nasty sweaty ass crack calling it the Rusty Russel...