breezy russian

Items needed: frying pan, stove, thick comforter/blanket, hot pad, vodka.

1) Light the stove and put the empty frying pan on it to heat it up.
2) While the pan is heating up, have the person who wants to take the breezy russian (the victim) get on their hands and knees with the blanket draped over their back.
3) Once the frying pan is hot (you can drop a few drops of water on to it and see if they boil/evaporate) place the hot pad then the frying pan on the floor in front of the victim.
4) They should then take the blanket and bring it over their head and around the frying pan (don't touch the pan!) so that their entire body is under the blanket with the frying pan. (There should be no openings from under the blanket other than a little slack at the front that someone can reach their arm under)
5) Then someone else needs to reach under the blanket and pour 1-2 shots of vodka into the frying pan.
6) The hot frying pan will cause the vodka to start evaporating but the blanket will keep the vapors trapped so the victim needs to inhale them.
7) Once all of the vapors are gone there will still be a little bit of liquid left in the pan, this should then be poured into a shot and drank by the victim.

I recommend only doing this with straight non-flavored vodka. The sugars in the flavored vodka cause a sticky film to stick to your face.

Man I want to get fucked up fast! Let's go do some breezy russians!

russian straw

The act of placing the penis between the breasts and rubbing in an up and down motion while squeezing said breasts together.

Since she said no to a blow job I suggested a Russian Straw instead.

Russian Toilette

After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom. You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.

Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"

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Russian Dragon

(noun) 1. A drummer that can't keep a steady beat. This term is common amongst musicians as is the joke,

Q: What do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians?

A: A Drummer.

The drummer in that cover band was a Russian Dragon. Sometimes he was Rushin' and sometimes he was Draggin'!!!

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russian touchdown

When you place your gooch onto the tip of someone's nose while simultaneously allowing your balls to rest on their eyes and stretching your flaccid penis across the forehead. All while wearing a ushanka. To finish, you must yell "Sputnik has landed!" while in position.

Cody didn't sit with us at lunch, so we gave him a russian touchdown. "Sputnik has landed!"

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Russian Accent

If you hev a rushain accent, zen you would be tocking like zis

Ze rushain accent is spockon like so.
-person with Russian Accent

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russian taunt

a term used to describe an action that many would consider to be homosexual in nature, but somehow the person committing the action is percieved as straight.

I know for a fact that i kissed David at the frat party a couple of weeks ago, but since everyone's saying it was a russian taunt, I guess I'm still straight.

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