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Set Sail for Fail

A term used as a warning of predicted impending failure. Generally the phrase relates to any situation where the outcome has been perceived as unlikey to gather the desired result (Fail) and yet still that course of action is chosen anyway due to either ignorance, arrogance or both.

The term is also known as "boarding the failboat". A Failboat representing the action/activity that is deemed to likely end in a Fail. Noobs tend to be the captains of such vessels.

Dude1: "Guys, I'm gonna drive, I really wanna drive."
Dude2: "You've had way too much of the juice man, why don't you let one of us drive?"
Dude1: "Don't be boring man, you know i'm a faster and better driver than you guys anyway" *Rushes to the car and into the driver's seat*
Dude3: "Set sail for fail guys."

by SPiggs April 12, 2009

38๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


abbey sailing team

A well-rounded, lively group of elite seamen who are unafraid to face the elements of Bristol Harbor. Sailing is the favorite past time, only of course behind frisbee. We're more than a cult than anything. There is always so much room for activities! We're sweaty not cause we were watching Cops, we were fcking shit up! Exceptional in sailing, however not in driving the mini buses, these sailors will make your wetsuits wetter and your drysuits...well they'll get wet anyway. We always try to abide rule #69.3 section b- "Never screw your crew". But since the rules are more like guidelines..something is usually blowing out there other than the wind....
What can you say, we're the best ASS out there: Abbey Sailing Squadron

kid 1: Hey are you part of the abbey sailing team ?
kid 2: yeah its fantastic!

by wagonwheeler123 April 4, 2010

36๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sailing on the Pumpkin Tide

Refers to becoming drunk while alone in order to enhance one's creative process. Probably originated in the webcomic Problem Slueth.

Person 1: Can you come over tonight?
Person 2: No, I've had some ideas rolling around so tonight is going to be for sailing on the pumpkin tide.

by Analog_man June 18, 2011


Full sail goggles

An invisible pair of goggles (similar to beer goggles) that find their way onto the face of every heterosexual male at Full Sail University. They make unattractive girls look better than they should.

Scientists say that Full Sail goggles were developed because of the 87 to 13 guy to girl ratio at Full Sail University.

by rooftop_ninja March 1, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sailing the Red Sea

Shagging a girl that has her period.

" If that means I have to sail the Red Sea that so be it but I need a shag now !

by Dutchgit December 17, 2003

30๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


sailing around the cape

When a man or woman performs oral sex on a female partner by starting at the clitoris then slowly working the tongue completely around to end up on the anus.

My boyfriend munched my rug so passionately last night and even licked me from my clitoris all the way to my asshole. I just LOVE it when he goes sailing around the cape!

by Haley Mills February 14, 2009


full sail fever

when some one from full sail complains about there being no girls and starts freaking out about it. symtoms are yelling really loud and increased beating off.

"duuude there are no fucking girls at this school ( followed by sisperatic seizure)" "look out man that kid has full sail fever"

by Dave giordano November 8, 2006

26๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž