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A turd of such epic proportions it has to be released in three installments. The first can stand on its own as a complete adventure. The second links to the first, but has a dark, inconclusive feel generating an air of foreboding and leaving itself wide open for an unknown ending. The final chapter has drama, excitement and moments where you think all is lost. A grand battle is waged where good overcomes evil and peace is restored in your gut.
Holy shit dude...sorry I was gone so long. I dropped a Brown Star Wars...
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An MMORPG based on the Star Wars franchise that would be really fun if it no longer contained noobs that want to become bounty hunters and/or jedis in one week. The community is in depth, and you can have fun doing pretty much anything, until you get good at it, then it begins to blow hard.
Typical SW nerd with no MMORPG background: OMG This game looks sooo sweet I wanna become a jedi just like luke yayyyy!!!
*1 month later*
SW Nerd: OMG WTF FUX JNSWKJSND THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH STAR WARS AND IT'S TOO CONFUSING AND NOBODY EVER GIVES ME FREE MONEY OMG QWLJBJHSJB
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An Absurd system of satalites, antiballistic missiles, lasers, mirrors, and ground based intercepter missiles...capable of targeting and neutralizing any incoming missiles, through the use of a three stage system, within two to three hours of the missiles having hit their targets...
...well let's see, two to three hours for the targeting system to lock onto a missile at any given point, and about 30 minutes for that missile to hit its target...(and yes I have a source on this, someone who wrote the guidance program for SDI)
*obviously a very effective, and certianly real, non-made-up, program, not an excuse for embesselment(**sarcasm**)
-SDI relied on non-existant technology and computer systems that didn't yet exist
...The National Missile Defense, under GeorgeW., is not SDI, and in fact has no connection to it at all. It is a much more realistic approach to grounding incoming balistic missiles, that relies soley on ground based missiles, similar to the patriot missiles. Despite its complete lack of success in intercepting missiles, it is a much more convincing method of embesselment. And while the only succesful test was fixed, it is a promissing tool, that can at somepoint in the distant future, be used to counter the true threat to National Security in the modern world, the Evil Soviet Union (*no wait*) (*that doesn't exist anymore*)
The Strategic Defense Initiative Was A Realistic National Security Measure, relying on Space based laser power, and the pentium4 processor(quick no one tell Reagan, that it didn't exist in the '80s)
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an awesome kid. <33
i wanna be like the star wars kid. hes making all this money and might be in episode 3.
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1. A day in which the true fans of George Lucas' series celebrate by recreating lightsaber duels, watching all six movies, and playing Star Wars video games.
2. May 25th, since almost nothing having to do with Star Wars happened on the 4th. On the 25th, the original movie came out, AND It's the real Star Wars Day of L.A., whereas the 4th is unofficial entirely. A Star Wars book was published on the 4th. That's it. The book wasn't even that good.
Wanna-be Star Wars Geek: May the 4th be with you is funny, so that's Star Wars Day!
REAL Star Wars Geek: FUCK YOU!! Stupid ignorant shit! Go on Wookieepedia.com, look up May 4th, and THEN look up May 25th!! You'll see that MANY more Star Wars events happened on the 25th, you dumbass Nerf Herder!
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Describes how films like Star Wars forever ruined special effects. This is because the films were so "perfect" in their special effects.
(Grandpa, referring to the Star Wars Effect) When I was your age, the best special effects we had were in King Kong. Now, with all your newfangled "Star Wars" movies, it's just looks too real.
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