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A boy who fiends for the loving touch of the one they call Jessica. Many call him dad, but all he wants is to be called daddy. His alter egos consist of Swamp-Donk King and a gambling addicted smeagol-like creature on Sundays. Recently has been herbivorous but, do not enrage him he can very easily become carnivorous when cornered. His main fighting style is the art of the "Sucker Punch", which he has proved to be super effective. :)
Bro did you see Lil Salsa last night?
-Yea dude he sucker punched the shit out of Sam.
ROTFL, classic Salsa!
-YEEEEEETT
The watery, chunky cousin of the stink pickle
I hit Taco Bell last night for dinner, and this morning, when I woke up, I sprayed the bowl with stink salsa. It looked like brewing up brown cheese
dank pureed tomatoes, onions, and peppers left in the garbage disposal from last nights dinner.
guy number1:
"hey man! want some chips to go with this sink salsa???"
guy number2: "heeeeeck naa"
Another way of saying "funky fresh."
Her shoes were totally retro salsa.
sex.
(reference to chips and salsa)
I'm going to have chips & salsa.
That whipped cream stuff you put on things after doing the sexual
John hit me with some really nice white salsa last night