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A condition affecting many heterosexual males living within major urban centers such as San Francisco, USA and Vancouver, Canada that have demographics of both a disproportionately high population of gay men and a disproportionately high ratio of single women over single straight men.
With such demographics ostensibly in their favor, a surprisingly small number of single straight men in such centers take pleasure in the availability of so many single women.
Rather, the single straight males afflicted with the San Francisco Syndrome become intimidated, resentful and reclusive, refusing to socialize in such demographics, preferring to remain at home playing with their remote controls.
This leads to the single women becoming more and more independent, more friendly with gay men, and generally (if not totally content) far more prepared to remain single.
Which in turn leads to a further schizm with the absent single males, often leading to their feelings of general insecurity, misogyny and homophobia.
The result is the three most prominent social groups found in such cities: gay men, their single women friends and the absentee, almost invisible single straight males.
It sure is great for us girls to get out of the city once in a while. Not only do we get to breathe in some healthy, clean country air, but we can also finally meet some self-confident, sexy straight single men who aren't suffering from the San Francisco Syndrome.
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An explosive diarrhea bowel movement in the outdoors, preferably over a pile of snow in the dead of winter.
Pull over by that snow pile. I gotta take a San Francisco Steambath
An unusual sexual maneuver in which one partner puts their lips up to the other partner's anus and expels a burp.
"Dude, Mark is into some weird shit. Last night while we were fooling around, he told me to take the rimjob to the next level with a San Francisco Breathalyzer."
The sexual act of one man jerking off another man as a form of an apology. Sometimes more than two men are involved and multiple sessions may be required.
I got in a fight with my bro last night but I made it up to him with a San Francisco apology this morning.
Simply the best team in the NFL. We boast: 5 super bowl rings (about to get a sixth), the best defense, insane running game, and much more!!!!!
Random person #1: Hey, I was at the game last weekend and got to see the San Francisco 49ers kick the Seahawks asses!!
Random person #2: Yeah dude it was pretty sweet, I must say.
Random person #1: I think we've got this super bowl!
Random person #2: Fuck yeah brotha!! Time to add on to that collection of rings!
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Small fragments of safety glass left on the street after an auto break-in. It is said that there are more grains of sand on San Francisco streets than there are stars in the nighttime sky. Like the stars, they glitter.
It's best not to park on a street covered with San Francisco sand. You don't want your car broken into.
When you vibrate your hand some intense on a girl's vagina it's like a god damn earthquake.
"I was with Sally last night and I gave her the San Francisco Rumbler"