man sap

Obscure term used to refer to semen or cum. Possibly originated from the sail docks of West Holland in the 1740's, where sailors would relieve themselves against shipments of wood.

Last night I totally ass raped Emma and covered her face in man sap!!

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crotch sap

The foul, sticky condition in the genital region resulting from sweating for an extended period of time without cleaning.

Morpheus: "I was unable to shower for two hours after exercising last night and found myself with a formidable case of crotch sap."

Cornelius: "Bro...No..."

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Sap Sipper

The male equivalent of a throat goat, The title you give someone who gives the best oral sex you've ever had in your life. Usually known and open to the community.

Friend: why do you still talk to him ?

Me: because he’s a real sap sipper

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salt sap

n. another name for semen, due to its fluidity and reportedly salty taste

Brittany: Did you just come from Jim's house?
Gloria: Maybe...why?
Brittany: Because you've got some salt sap on your chin.
Gloria: Huh?
Brittany: You've got cum on your face, bitch.

tree sap

The sweat that men get on their taints.

"Dude,after working out I got some serious tree sap.

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sad sap

Someone who is sad and pathetic.

SAP: Sad And Pathetic

Stop being such a sad sap and get over it.

Sad, Pathetic

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Sap Sucker

A leech, or worthless person who uses someone else's financial status for their own benefit.

" Man can you believe she uses her parents like that, Adele is such a sap sucker."

" Can you believe Adele dumped that dude after he got fired from his job. Bitch ass sap sucker."

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