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A penis that makes the "Fap" sound against the testicular sack when doing jumping jacks or just pelvic thrusting.
"What's that sound?"
"Oh, that's Brock."
"Damn! I didn't know he had a thunder schlong!"
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The act of having an abnormally large schlong
"Hey did you hear that Jake has a massive schlong?"
"Yeah Mandi says it's huge!!!"
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Slang term for Condoms, Durex
I thought of this name or description for condoms the other night whilst my stepson bought himself some for a night out with the ladies!!
I need too pick up some Schlong socks before i meet this girl, better safe then sorry!!
The (un)intended movement of one's penis.
"Dude, there's some serious schlong-motion going on in my new sports pants."
"Check out the schlong-motion on that guy!"
"This movie was entirely shot in schlong-motion"
A Real whopper cock, A veritable Mega Wang, If caught in its magnum nut blast(tm) it will atomize you in a cummy detonation and a nut flood will fill all neighbouring countries.
guy1:Bro nice omega schlong
guy2:*nuts reducing half the globe to a sticky, stinky wasteland.*
The amount of pressure in your Schlong (Male Genitalia), this pressure decides the projectile speed of your ejaculation.
Jonathan: "Did you see William's Schlong Pressure yesterday? When he came it just ran down the side of his Schlong."
Thomas: "I saw that, on the other hand I had extreme pressure so when I came it exploded and flew everywhere!"
Playing ping pong with your large penis
BigDaddy Schlong Pong slapped the ball with his Schlong making it go an outstanding distance