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Stubborn assertion of ridiculously unsubstantiable opinion as fact based on a faulty understanding of the science related to a particular subject.
Chick: You can't cut those roots that are damaging the driveway and sidewalk next to our house. If you do it will kill the leaves and branches on that side of the tree.
Dude: What the fuck are you talking about? That's chick science. The tree sucks water from all the roots.
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The science class was raided and 10 kilos of crack was confiscated.
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NOT a fucking roblox group. Its the study of area of study about information science related to quantum effects in physics.
Dave: "hey is that the quantum science public discord"
John: "no this is a fucking book on the study of quantum science you sodding tic tac."
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Something torturing but teachers always view it as a fun activity, and exhausted to tempt their students to do it.
However, when you are assigned to do a science fair, it allows you to surf the Internet to your heart’s content, though it's not always for your work.
Teacher: Well, it seems that you guys considered this amount of HW is too much, how about doing a science fair?
Students: Nooooooooo!
Teacher: But your whole HW will be exempted if you guys do it. Want to give it a try? (smile)
Students (shouting in mind): Noway! Apparently you know nothing about the goddamn science fair......Do your research!
The top science which you choose in the HSC if you want to learn about The Rock as well as learn bits of physics, chemistry and biology. Otherwise known as Earth & Environmental Science it is a subject where you catch up with the latest gossip in the school, vent all your frustrations and do your online shopping.
Field trips include dumpster diving at school to learn about waste management, swimming in the creek, attending climate protests and going on trips to Hawaii and Vegas if your teacher is rich enough to own 3 investment houses. If she owns less then a trip to Uluru would suffice.
Stanley: I heard there's beef in the staffroom
Rock Science Teacher: Beef is unsustainable.
Stanley: I need to take a shit
rock science Teacher Rebreb Rock: You don't need to tell me!
Stanley: I'm gonna need wipes.
rock science Teacher Rebreb Rock: Wipes kill the environment!
Stanley: hELLo MS MeAd dO yOu HaVE aNY WiPes?
Earth Science is the subject that nobody and I mean nobody likes. Instead everyone is on their phone, asleep, or they don't give a shit. Earth Science is usually taught by a teacher who thinks it is the most important thing ever needed when in reality you don't need it to complete anything in life. For homework usually you get 4 packets for homework and it is all due next class. No one loves earth science and those who say they do are lairs and you should never trust them
Ex 1:
Billy: Oh shit, I forgot to do my Earth Science homework!
Sarah: Don't worry, no one gives a shit about that class
Ex 2:
Billy: Shit we have fucking earth science
Sarah: here is a gun, you know what to do
Super boring and no one wants to do anything whatsoever, like messing around on the computer.
I typed this in science class.
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