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Me; Oh wow is that a land seal
Land seal: Yes am also doggo
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A vacuum seal is when a women is getting fucked in her anus, vagina, and giving oral sex at the same time. This is only possible with either 3 guys & 1 girl, or 4 lesbians with strap -ons.
Dude, Me, Joe, and Billy Bob vacuum sealed this one girl last night!
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removing your penis from your partner's mouth while receiving oral sex and banging it on their forehead
I gave my girl a baby seal last night.
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a floppy dick that kind of looks like an elephant seal's nose and a moose's face combined. This particularly happens when a guys dick gets rejected by a girls clunge.
"Dude I just got seal moosed last night."
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1. One of many American Special Forces Units (SFU). Often regarded as one of the best in the world; only surpased by the British SAS, and other HIGHLY top secret forces, such as Grey Fox.
2. With more than 10 KNOWN teams now, the Navy SEAL unit is comprised of the "best of the best". Richard Marcinko is probably the most well known and most influential SEAL, as he even created his own unit.
3. Started in 1963, by President Kennedy, this is a "counter-offensive, and counter guerilla task force".
Not very clandestine in the past years. Publisized for recruitment purposes.
Terrorist: Man, this is such a joke. There's no soldiers for miles. And besides, there's no way ANYONE could get through the lasers, many guards, security cameras, spotlights, motion sensors, dogs and trip wires.
*knife pierces through his nec; SEAL pulls his body into the darkness*
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When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.
Man this girl was so drunk last night, I just had to seal her envelope.
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Term popularized by Eau Claire, Wisconsin's notorious "H-Gay". Meaning: a girl who sucks cock with a great amout of enthusiasm, thus resembling the bobbing head of a circus seal.
H-Gay: "She may be old, but I bet she'd go down like a circus seal."
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