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After having a hot load of semen deposited into their ass or vagina, a female or male uses their vaginal or anal muscles to force the cum out. Enhances the cream pie experience.
I shot video last night of Rachel doing semen burps. It was awesome.
A dirty girl that craves semen so much she would summon the devil for it.
Yo I hung out with Shirley last night and she drained my balls like a semen demon
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A whore/teen whose only purpose and use in life is to receive sufficent amounts of sperm all over her body. (most often in her mouth).
Oh my god, look at that semen receptacle, shes dripping with cum!
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Where a person goes and jacks off in the bathroom of a High school, palms his semen, walks into the cafeteria, and exacts revenge on a person that mushroom stamped the person who is givnig the semen slap. Then slaps the person, with the hand full of semen.
Greg walked into the cafeteria and semen slapped the shit out of him.
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One who has tasted a variety of male ejaculate. Similar to that of a wine taster, except frowned upong by society as being a sexual devient. Activities enjoyed by such a person include bukake, groupsex, and prostitution as a general course.
Sally is such a semen sampler.
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a massive load of cum taken on someone's back that resembles a cape when dried out
Sam walked around the party sporting a semen cape on his back that Alex gave to him earlier that night.
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coined in episode 213 of the award winning podcast, Nobody Likes Onions.
1. Something you say when you accidentally spit on someone.
2. Phrase said when things could be worse.
"You just spit on me!"
"Well, at least it's not semen."
"I found a hair in my french fries!"
"At least it's not semen."
"I have cancer."
"At least it's not semen."
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