40 year old serbian

A man with a lot of pubic hair.
As made famous by the move "I love you, Man"

I took him to the beach and he had a bush like a 40 year old serbian

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Serbian Slip N' Slide

The Serbian Slip N' Slide is when you're doing a girl from the back on a linoleum floor and as you're about to cum, you pull out and shoot your jizz in a perfect arc over her onto the floor in front of her. Then, you proceed to donkey punch her so she slides across the linoleum floor to the other side of the room.

Dan - How'd Lindsey break her hip?
Chris - Oh, well I gave her the ole Serbian Slip N' Slide last night.

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Akajioyi Serbian Domino Effect

When you take someone's advice. And that advice fails leading to a catastrophic failure of at least 3 linked events.

Taking the advice to bet on Serbia in the World Cup Football. Serbia lose to a lesser nation and then 3 other linked bets fail due to Serbia exiting the World Cup. Result = empty wallet and new term the "Akajioyi Serbian Domino Effect". Named after the person that gave said advice.

Serbian Jew Double Bluff

Rod Blagojevich's failed appeal to the Illinois State Senate

Nice try Rod, but we see through your Serbian Jew Double Bluff

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Serbian Slip N' Slide

1. When you are doing a chick from behind on a linoleum floor, as you about to cum, pull out and jizz in an arch over her onto the floor in front of her. After doing so, immediately push her down and into the jizz, effective creating a jizz and linoleum Slip N' Slide.

2. The best real life application of your childhood memories.

1. "Dude, I finally accomplished the Serbian Slip N' Slide and she hit her forehead on the door."

2. "Last night I was doing a Serbian Slip N' Slide and she slid across the kitchen floor into my roommates' room."

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Serbian Hot Pocket

A sexual act wherein a man defecates in a woman's vagina and uses the feces as a lubricating aid during sexual intercourse

we then watched the pornstar give his partner a serbian hot pocket

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Serbian Jew Double Cross

The Serbian Jew Double Cross is when you have a friend who happens to be a Serbian jew, from the mid 1930's, who just escaped from Auschwitz summer camp, then he comes back and poops on your car. The double cross occurs when your friend poops on your car.

Friend 1: "So Jose pulled a Serbian Jew Double Cross last night, that Jew"

Friend 2: "God Damn Jews."

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