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A place wetter than ur mother's fanny
Me casually playing FIFA:
Disconnects seconds before winning a game
'MUM, get the rope' says me.
Oh the EA servers at it again son.
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Status acheived when people utilize three-way to get more than three people on the phone.
It doesn't take long for me and my friends to reach server status.
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When you are playing an online game or watching a video online, and suddenly the action gets herky-jerky instead of smooth, because the server on the other end has slowed down for some reason.
1. I was playing a game, had a damn good game going, and then encountered a server fart which caused me to crash and die.
2. I just encountered a server fart while watching my favorite video...how dare all those other users out there create server traffuck when I want to watch?
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An IT person that is responsible for the server infrastructure in a data center or technology environment. This is usually a well defined silo where the individual only focuses on servers. The "Peter Principal" is strong here as most server guys have already been promoted beyond their level of competence. They also typically have no knowledge about the network that transports their data, nor the apps that run on their server, and do not care to learn.
That dufus Server Guy Chris wouldn't know an Ethernet cable from his unusually small Wang.
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A Girl who thinks she is the BESTEST server in the WORLD! Generally these broads are in thier late 20's or early 30's an are still serving tables but they think that thier best server to walk the planet. Which explains why thier working at some PF Changs or Johnny Carino's
They are midly good looking, Chatty Cathys even with thier tables an can be overheard discussing life stories with tables. Also love to brag about how much they made. They will throw a fit if they have to do anything outside of serving a table. They ONLY work night shifts because a day shift would be a waste of time.
In reality these people have done jack shit with thier life an never will. They have bad wrists an bad backs from carrying heavy ass trays all night an on top of that, THEY ARE GOD AWFUL SERVERS!
Eric: "Hey dude, how come Kimberly never works days? An why does she always get the big parties!?"
Tony: "Shes a server queen dawg, she throws a fit if she doesnt get what she wants"
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Literally power hungry people that have nothing in there life and get bullied so they take it all out on a fivem server.
And full of angry 10 year olds
Fivem server: *crashes car* mod tps over "That is failrp imma ban you"
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leetige gISP. www.cs-servers.co.uk
omg omg i rent from www.cs-servers.co.uk they are soo leet!
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