When your SHAKE SALAD to either mix in DRESSINGS OR OTHER STUFF, not what every you trollers are saying ๐๐๐
You: Can you grab me the salad shaker?
Friend: uhhh-
You: OH MY FICKNG GOD YOU SAW THAT SHIT TOO??
Friend : YEAH SO WHAT MILLE A WHORE
You Gasp then kick your friend out
Friend : WHAT I FOR GOT MY-
And you slap the door on their face
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The ancient Eygyptian art of love making, became popular in the later 1450's. When you put a dildo in a girls mouth and pee in her pussy. The opposite of a salt shaker.
Last night when I was at my boyfriends house watching American Idol, he told me he had to go to the bathroom. I said alright, then go, so he pulled a pepper shaker on me.
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Someone that attempts to be a person they really aren't. Tend to act differently in front of different people.
Is generally due to a lack of self confidence or too much pill popping.
A Group may be referred to as Faker Shakers.
Person A: hey how much of a faker shaker is Katie acting like she is a rich girl in front of Steve.
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A person who makes a bad day amazing. This person makes people who are sad in a good mood.
That Pepper Shaker tore that party up. It was so cray last night. We were sitting on the couch until Justin Beiber came and started pouring shots for everyone.
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Common mispronounciation of Tupac Shakur.
Who's this rapping gangster homey Toopack Shaker?
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A drunk person who will fuck anything that stands still long enough.
Oh junk, I just got skeeted on by that damn baby shaker.
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Low-rent, mobile home dweller
Don't loan that guy any money, he's a real hay shaker.
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