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Overall a very great friend. He is fun to be around. He would also do anything to get that black coochie. He is also know to have a giant forehead and looks like the legitness kid
Black girl: omg shane how are you
Shane: ill fuck you yell you yell legitness
Shane is a naturally attractive boy who becomes more beautiful as time goes on, he has many friends but likes to be alone , Shane is an extremely dramatic person who loves music and especially himself , he loves gossip and loves his friends, Shane usually hangs around people name cara and doesn’t like people like Amina
Oh heck, is that a shane I see
Weird man. Semi-bald. Hotter than his brother fosho
Look that's Shane. I thought he was dead. Oh well.
A pastey white bitch. Who has no pipe and fucks with ugly dirty toed girls. And monkey faced bitches.
Nick: Hey, look at that fat bitch! Id never go out with her!
Fahiem: Aye i heard shanes pullin her on myspace.
Walt: Yeah shanes a queer.
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Shanes are often very sweet. They like sharpies, especially rainbow packs. They look awesome in skinny jeans. They date girls with the same haircut as them. You can always trust them with your life. If you ever have the chance to date or be friends with one, never let them go. They are one of the most amazing people that you will ever meet.
Their hobbies include: writing on rocks, writing on walls, coloring Converse, listening to screamo, kicking down mailboxes, doing backflips, jumping out of trees, and jumping into bushes.
AKA: That Stupid Shane Kid, Spiderman.
Lauren: Dude, that stupid shane kid just knocked down a mailbox.
Madison: I know, I love him.
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a noun. A Caucasian male who does not take pride in his life, career, outer image, and overall hygiene. Shanes are indigenous to rural areas, some cities, trailer parks, mountains, and personal vehicles. Shanes are usually attracted to public parks, Walmart's, zoos, flea markets, and anywhere else with discount prices.
See "Deliverance" or ShaneSpotter for videos and pictures.
Guy 1: Hey, you see the Shane that just pulled into the parking lot?
Guy 2: You mean that guy with the stars and stripes bumper sticker that says "I'm an American-American"?
Guy 1: Yeah. His wife Krystal gave me a lapdance at a bachelor party last month.
Guy 2: Why does he have a coffee can for a tailpipe?
Guy 1: I told you, he's a Shane, dude.
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A caucasian male who live by sucking the blood of virgin cows and eating used steroid syringes. He occasionally skates, wrestles bears, and fucks baby goats.
Shane have you seen my steriod syringe?
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