Rural Dictionary

shark

a crack fiend that walks around the neighborhood allnight looking on the ground for rocks

1) man did you see that shark pacing up and down the street last night

by Passion November 30, 2003

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shark

aquatic version of a cougar; also a cougar that tries to hook up with you at the beach.

damn look out for that shark, you mom wouldn't approve.

by supercalifradilisticexpiallydo March 2, 2010

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The act of laying a "floater" in the ocean, then having sex in the water while it floats around the two of you.

"The Shark" gives you that feeling that there's a stealth-like and lurking danger in the water.

Example of "the shark":
splash
-(man)-
Come on in babe. The water feels great!

splash

-(man)-
One sec... aaaaaaaarrrgggggg...squeeeeege
Whewww!
Alright, u want front or back?

bowchica bow wow

-(woman)-
Wait, something just bumped me...

by TFB Monkeys January 28, 2008

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the shark

Originating somewhere in Hilliard, Ohio in the early 21st century, the shark is a sexual manuever in which you place your hands together with fingers extended (like those silly karate men do when they bow). You then insert your eight fingers into the anus of a willing, tied-up or otherwise incapacitated female, followed by the insertion of your thumbs into the vagina. The entire hand is then moved side-to-side like a shark swimming in the ocean. The effects of the shark are unknown, as it has never been attempted in recorded history.

Also known as: Two in the pink, eight in the stink.

Tommy: "Dude, Harry, your sister was passed out on the sofa upstairs, so I gave her the shark!"

Harry: "NUH UH! Side-to-side and everything?"

Tommy: "You know it man!"

Harry: "Awesome, I'll bet she has to wear diapers for the rest of her life."

Tommy: "Yeah, after I got her I made you a sandwich."

Harry: "Alright! Crunchy peanut butter! My favorite!"

Tommy: "Yeah, crunchy peanut butter...."