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(verb) To shelf park is to perform the practice of placing a space-consuming item (usually one that can be situated there for a justifiably significant amount of time such as a jug of milk or a box of beer) on a refrigerator shelf for the purpose of securing capacity for a potential future space-consuming food product to occupy.
A: Why is John's six pack still sitting in the refrigerator's bottom shelf corner?
B: He's probably shelf parking for the watermelon he's getting this week.
When the types of books on someone’s bookshelves arguably gives a good insight of their personality, character, or (hidden) identity.
Jack’s shelf interest focuses on true crime books. What are the odds that he’d be a potential serial killer waiting to strike?
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(n.) the choice to give up on your crush because you've been put on the shelf for too long.
Humans tend to carry shelf lives of several months -- much shorter than that of canned foods. The average human will shelf die more than once in their life.
Luke is going through a tough shelf death after Mary stopped responding to his messages last month.
When you're looking for something specific in a store, most commonly used with stuff that you
expect not to be there anymore. (Ex: discontinued items not taken off shelf yet)
"Bro, I had to do some serious shelf diving to find this box of cheese flavored Maruchans!"
Egg on a shelf is referring to someone looks like an egg on a shelf. Specifically Elizabeth McDermad. She is the where this saying came from as she looks like a fucking egg on a shelf.
Nevyn: Hey Elizabeth
Elizabeth: Yeah?
Nevyn: You look like a fucking egg on a shelf
a small, but sturdy peice of flat material (usually wood or plastic) that when attatched to the user's inner thigh creates a wonderful area in which to rest his nuts
Maurice got hit in the balls by a savage ape child so now he wears his nut shelf for support.
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A large butt on an otherwise not large woman. So oddly large that it protrudes like a shelf.
If you just saw Jane from the waist up, you'd never guess how big her ass is ... what a shelf butt!
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