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No Shit Sherlock

A saying to say when someone is stating the obvious

Me: Ha, it’s Florida, I bet it’s hot
Omniscient person: No Shit Sherlock

by IthunkyouknowwhoIam October 31, 2019

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no shit sherlock

one of the three necessary/best word phrases in the U.S. language; fuckhead,piss off

janet: piss off
bob: no shit sherlock
janet: fuckhead

by pofhnss January 28, 2008

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no shit, sherlock

you say this to a mr know it all

" you jacked off to a teacher" "no shit, sherlock"

by HighPing June 4, 2019

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smooth sherlock

when someone makes a smooth transition from failblog to leet in less than 5 seconds.

The story as it's told.
Five: I was watching squirels mate, and I rode my bicycle into a parked car, and I looked around for witnesses, and I got back on my bicycle, and I rode around the corner to safety to set my broken leg.
Everyone: Smooth Sherlock!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 4, 2011

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Sherlock is a girl's name

British slang for "I love you."

"Sherlock is a girl's name."
"We are not naming our baby after you."

by macaronidoodles February 8, 2014

302πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Home of the Sherlock Fandom

Home of the Sherlock Fandom. Recently after the heartbreaking episode Reichenbach Fall, the Sherlock Fandom took refuge on this website, omegle. If you go to omegle.com and answer/ask questions for a bit you will see quite a few of the 'Sherlockians' You can tell it's them by the following:

1. They tend to RP on omegle and will add initials of sherlock characters such as -SH, -JM, -JW, -MH, -GL and so on.

2. Their jokes; Not my division, I will make you into shoes, the bee gees, I will sssssskin you, shock blankets, Sherlocked, let's have dinner. (Also, let it be known that Molly is a BAMF)

3. Their ships, the most popular being Sherlock/John others include; John/jam, Mycroft/Lestrade, Molly/Lestrade, Jim/Sebastian, Mycroft/umbrella, Anderson/dinosaurs and pretty much anyone/anything even if the two people have never met or even exist in different universes.

4. Calling these ships gay in most cases is not an insult (nor should it be in any case in any social situation) in fact, the Sherlockians will call their ships gay as a boast and will respond to your 'insults' with, in a Moriarty impression, "That is rather the point."

5. Most RPs recently have been reunions of Sherlock and John, John thinking that Sherlock was dead and all (SPOILERS) and also, let's not forget, Jim and Seb's reunion.

6. Lestrade's divisions are nonexistent, unless its Molly or Mycroft.

Be patient with us ordinary people of omegle. We are a grieving fandom..

Question to discuss:
Excuse me I'm looking for my division...-GL

Stranger 2: Right here. -MH
Stranger 1: The sherlockians are invading Omegle!
Stranger 2: Let it be known, omegle is now the home of the sherlock fandom!

by Shershocked January 24, 2012

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Sherlock Shitter

A male/female who relentlessly looks for any kind of poop. They then place it in a plastic lunch bag, heats it up in microwave for 2 minutes, and whipes it on an opponents back.

Tom : Woah man, you have a giant shit skidmark across the back of your sweater again
Mike: I swear, i didn't shit on my sweater this time.
Tom: i dont belive you, after you shat on my pillow
Mike: This must be the works of a "Sherlock Shitter"

by MagicMailman December 14, 2008

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