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A bruised vulva resulting from a Donkey Punch maneuver.
Clementine: Bocephus, I got me a shiny donkey after that loving Donkey Punch last night. Hot damn!
Something you get just to cash in
Yeah I’m a Shiny Feebas Hunter
Laying flat on your back, knees bent pointed upwards with your feet flat. Your partner gives you a rimjob while humming your favorite song, using your toes as a piano.
My girlfriend was so pissed at me after telling her mom on our vacation she learned how to play the shiny piano. She has been trying to explain it for thirty minutes. I cant stop laughing.
Someone that is really cute, but has a shit personality
(credits to Annie Marshall for this)
Wow he's super hot but he's just a shiny rock
Shiny smile is a smile someone gives you out of pity. Not a real smile; a fake one.
She gave me a shiny smile when she saw my missing finger.
A voracious creature naturally bald and an extremely deadly swimmer. When not devouring noobs in the pool, Lil' Shiny's can often be found on couches with a large tub of macaroni and cheese. They enjoy mini speedos, raving, and staking out the nearest couch. If you ever happen to encounter one in the pool through macaroni at it quickly get out of the water.
I was swimming in the pool when a Lil' Shiny blew by me at around 234 miles per hour. Luckily I had my Lil' Shiny repellent on me (box o' macaroni) and I got away.
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When you yanky your wanky at night then go to bed, wake up and the tip of your cockadoodledoo is shiny.
Boy: Babe I have shiny head
Girl: Hoky shit I can see myself!
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