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small city. next to ayer, lunenburg, groton. pretty much the east bum fuck of massachusetts. nothing to do there but catch a train out of there to boston. a good place to have bon fires. thats pretty much it.
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1.(n, proper, technically) A member of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas. It is the spawn of the church's founder, Fred Phelps. This she-devil is often seen at or near the funerals of Iraq War victims, and LGBTs who died of AIDS, sporting large, colorful signs stating "God Hates Fags" and so on. Like her father, she believes that everything bad that happens to any American citizen or the country is because of the lack of federal persecution of gays and lesbos.
It should be noted that she is forbidden entry into the United Kingdom or any of its territories.
Shirley Phelps-Roper is evil. Anyone who disrespects the dead, regardless of who they had sex with while they were alive, is an asshole and should burn in hell.
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Anne Shirley Cuthbert is a fictional character from the show Anne With An E (a remake of Anne Of Green Gables).
In the beginning of the show, we see Anne as an orphan in late Canada, however, as the show progresses, she becomes familiar with the world of Avonlea, her new home. She is welcomed into the Cuthbert family by siblings, amarillo and Matthew (despite prior complications).
Anne is a kind hearted, poetic young girl with iconic red hair, usually worn in braids. Despite the hardship thrown at her, she never struggles to find the beauty in the world, explaining in the most fantastical ways e.g. ‘the white way of delight’ or ‘the lake of shining waters’. Anne is expressive and theatrical, even without trying to be. She truly is remarkable!
She is hopelessly in love with Gilbert Blythe (she just doesn’t know it yet) and is the bosom friend of Diana Barry. She is part of the Cuthbert family, whose farm she lives on (Green Gables) sling with other family members, Marilla and Matthew.
Join Anne in her adventures as her interest grows, and need to know skyrockets.
If you are ever lucky enough to meet someone who even slightly resembles Ms Anne Shirley Cuthbert, make sure to find a dear place in your heart for this kindred spirit.
Gilbert: Any dragons around here need slaying?
Anne: No! Thank you!
Gilbert: Hey! Who are you? Miss! Who are you?
Shirbert fanatic bystander: That’s Anne Shirley Cuthbert aka your soon to be wife. hehe <3 !!!
A run down school that looks like Alcatraz from Mob of the dead on black ops 2, located between Coloma, a girls school full of ogres, and Oasis, a school full of shitty roadmen that think they can 'take mans girl' when 'mans girl' has already been washed up from other schools and is waiting for a sloppy fourth to spread their STDs.
-"what's that shit hole called again?"
-"oh yh! Shirley high school"
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Ghetto fabulous drag queen who speaks on the topic of all things ignunt and about her life as a faithful member of Mount Holy Olive Second Baptist Zion Church of God and Christ in Orange. Generally gets into troble with her co-conspirator Watusi Jenkins.
Shirley Q. Liquor told me to aks you how your momma was durrin.
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A shirley temple with a raspberry liquor, of your choice, added in.
Hey girl, make me a dimpled shirley temple.
The Shirley Temple Effect occurs when one person at the table orders a Shirley Temple and everyone else orders one/changes their drink order to a Shirley Temple as well.
Person 1: “I’ll have a Coke”
Waiter to Person 2: “and for you?”
Person 2: I’ll have a Shirley Temple
Person 3: ooo I’ll also have a Shirley Temple
Person 1: Can I actually change my Coke to a Shirley Temple?
Waiter: Ah yes, the Shirley Temple Effect