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Shirley Ann Jackson

The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson is the head of a prestigious research institute and is the recipient of a smack tonne of awards. Totalitarian in nature, The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson is not to be trifled with, as she commands a small private army. It is best not to speak against her in terms of policy. That is an easy way to get expelled. While maintaining the minimum of student interaction, she successfully invaded the prestigious research institute's Student-run Union, and it is no longer student-run. The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson has an annual salary of approximately $5 million, as of 2016. Under President Obama, she sat as Chair of the President's Intelligence Advisory Board, and served on the President's Council of Advisors on Science and Technology.

Unfortunately, none of this is hyperbole or untrue. This fact just makes this sadder in nature.

I had money and freedom. The Honorable Dr. Shirley Ann Jackson took both.

by Tute Screw December 27, 2018


Dirty Shirley Temple

Any type of cocktail or non-alcoholic beverage containing Rohypnol (roofies) or a cheaper substitute. It is used for the sole purpose of sexual assault, often on men.

Roger wasn't getting lucky last night so he gave some guy a dirty shirley temple and took advantage of him in the restroom.

by mixologist1 August 20, 2016


Shirley

She is a confident girl, who would do anything for her friends and family. She is very intelligent and creative.
She always wears her dirty blond hair in a ponytail or loose.
She would never cheat on anyone or anything.

I am grateful that I have a friend like Shirley.
I wish I had a Shirley as a girlfriend.

by Charlie.cm May 13, 2019

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shirley temple complex

an idea that children get that if they arent perfect they arent worth it. they constantly compare themselves to famous children, i.e. shirley temple, and have a feeling of inadequacy when they dont measure up.

most likely if you can look around and find a young child with self esteem issues, they are suffering from a shirley temple complex.

by thispseudonymsucks January 23, 2014


Shirley

Beautiful. Just beautiful. She is also kind, sweet, loving, admirable, charming, funny and a lot more. She wont give a crap if you make fun of one her friends or herself. She will always face-time you every night and stand up for you no matter what. She will help you pick out a outfit when your having a problem with that and will always make you feel like your worth something. Shes not like most people, she is different in a beautiful way. She can always know when your down, and make you feel better in a second. Her laugh and smile just make your day.If you have a Shirley in your life never let go or you will regret it.

Shirley is the most lovable caring person you'll come across

by Kenady J. November 3, 2020

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shirley

Shirley is a wonderful woman but may not realize it she is very kind and does a lot for people.

if you get a Shirley be sure to treat her right and don't lose her.

by nsuwduilo92123457890-[poifdxc November 24, 2018

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lucky lager shirley

When you take a girl in an outhouse, and you fuck her doggy style, so her hands are on the toilet. Right before you cum, pound your 40 of lucky lager and smash the emptly bottle over her head and push her in.

I gave Jake's mom a lucky lager shirley last night...

by Max Taylor January 17, 2008

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