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When you have to shit so bad but have to hold it, saying "i am going to shit my ass out" over and over can often alleviate the pain by some small degree.
"Honey, please hurry we're going to be late to my doctor's appointment"
"Fuck fuck fuck I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out." etc.
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The act of placing a lighter or other flammable device near ones anus. In the hope for an immense fireball when one farts, and instead soils there pants.
Bob: I heard this was "Lighting them Up, Shitting them out" was fun, you should try it!
Matt: What does that mean?
Bob: You will find out soon enough. It's really funny!
Matt: OK then. Let's give it a go.
Bob: Good Luck! (Bob steps back, Matt commences the act)
Bob: How was it?
Matt: I'm going to go take a shower, be back in a few hours... (Matt waddles slowly down the hallway)
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An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.
loser: blah blah blah...
cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?
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Shitting your head out of your ass could refer to three things, either;
A, being so mad your head jets out of your ass;
B, wasting your time trying to shit your head out of your ass;
C, an incredible feat, such as lifting a car, watching a whole episode of Everybody Loves Raymond and laughing at it atleast twice, or beating up Chuck Norris.
A, "If I have to sit next to that bitch named Sophie AGAIN this year, I'm totally going to shit my head out of my ass.."
B, "World of Warcraft is like trying to shit your head out of your ass,"
and C, "Dude! What are you doing?!"
Dude- " I'm trying to make a myspace video of me shitting my head out my ass!"
"Shitting your head out of your ass?!"
Dude- "Shitting your head out of your ass."
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1. A term used by bikers when some retard is standing directly infront of them
2. Used when there is something large barreling towards you at a very high speed
1. OH SHIT FUCKING MOVE OUT THE WAY WHY ARE YOU WALKING IN THE BIKE LANE
2. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OH SHIT FUCKING MOVE OUT THE FUCKING WAY JESUS CHRIST OH FUCK
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WHEN YOU STUFF IT DOWN AS FAST AS YOU CAN
MAN SHE CAN EAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT THOSE HOTDOGS WERE GOOD
August 25th is the one day of the year where you get to kick the shit out of the onceler au askblog "hobo-ler" also known as "hobo", most people would like to beat him up any day but this is a special occasion where everyone groups together to kick the shit out of him
"National "kick the shit out of hobo day" is coming soon I'm so excited!"