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To urinate on the side of the toilet bowl, avoid the water in order to reduce the sound of the liquid release.
Dude #1- I drank so much last night, I was pissing all
night.
Dude #2- Really?!? I didn't hear you
Dude #1- That's cause I side bowl'd it
The act of cutting in line while stepping sideways in the manner of a crab like crustacean this can also be used to describe the actions of the animal its self
.1 Man that fucker just side skrimpt us!
.2 Dude that crab is side skrimping like a mother fucker! Look at how fast he is! LOOK AT EM!
A Male or Female who engages in all kinds of Sex acts with People who are Married or in a LTR. These Sex Acts take place only during times when the Married or Taken individual has a few minutes to spare. Side-Whores Perform Grimy acts that are usually Quick and Performed in places like, Alleys, hallways, basements, workplace bathrooms ect. And all their services are mostly free with the exception of a few Lunches, and DD Coffee.
A. What the hell is that smell?
B. Eww! That's this dude, man, he just got back from seeing one of his Side-Whores.
Nah, I would never leave him/her for you, your just a Side-Whore.
Don't get it twisted, I'm not cheating on you with your cousin, you can't cheat on a Side-Whore.
A. (Talking to Receptionist at work), If My Wife/Husband calls me tell them I'm with a customer, if the Boss asks where I am, tell him I went to pick up my Kids from School.
B. Where you going?
A. To go see my Side-Whore.
V. This is what happens to you when you start to Google a subject but become sidetracked by results that have nothing to do with the original/intended subject. Resulting is forgetting what you were originally looking up, or delaying the desired information.
Allison: "Let's Google arctic penguins."
Danny: "Ok. Hey! Look at these images of the polar ice caps!"
Allison: "That's crazy. Are they melting?"
Danny: "It look's like it. Do you believe all the hype about global warming?"
Allison: "Yeah, but, wait, I thought we were googling penguins. We're getting Google-Sided."
Causal way of saying suicide without causing your friends to worry about you too much
Mark: aw man that sucks I’m sorry
Dan: ha yeah I want to commit soup on the side
Mark: let’s get ice cream
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After busting a nut into his hand, the man precedes to wipe his anus with his load followed by a nice clean slap to the woman on her face. Which refers to the term a side of gravy.
Oh dude I dished out a side of gravy to my mother in law, man was my wife pissed.
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To withdraw the penis just prior to climax during sexual intercourse and subsequently deposit a hot load on the female's mons, thigh, abdomen or stomach.
Carla loves unprotected sex but always makes her lover serve his dressing on the side.
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